We love trying out new places and after having Clowns recommended, we had to try it.
Oh how disappointing! The place is quite dark and dingy inside, but it smelled nice so we didn't back out slowly hoping nobody had noticed us. In hindsight I wish we did.
Everything is precooked and displayed in Deli counters. They take a slice, put it on a plate and microwave it on the counter. The cakes are all shop bought processed rubbish. The chocolate cake managed to be dry and soaking wet at the same time.
The only redeeming feature was the coffee, which was really quite good - but you need to drink it sitting at sticky tables and hope you don't need the toilet because they haven't been cleaned for a week.
I told my friend about our experience and he said, "Yeah, but did you see all the clowns?" I did, but it hardly warranted a visit.
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