Never done a review like this one - but felt compelled due to poor management response to bad food.
Got the starters wrong...no olives in a tomato and olive salad.
The house wine tasted watered down, went to the bar to ask what it was, and its boxed indonesian wine - which is fine, but it costs almost $7 a glass.
Ordered a vegetarian pizza with 7 different ingredients, received an undercooked pizza base with tomato paste, rubbery mushrooms and some cheese. Ordered a seafood platter (fish of teh day, calamari and prawns, with roasted potatoes and vegetables - no calamari, and the fish was overcooked, chips instead of roasted potatoes and salad instead of vegetables.
Explained the bad meal to the manager - best he could offer us was a free shot. Worst $55 we have ever spent.
Mains took over an hour to reach us as well.
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