we don't go here anymore. the food and service have declined, but the prices are still the same. i echo other peoples' comments regarding how small and dry the salads are. they used to be the best damn salads in town. pasta is uninspired. pizza is so-so. (i mean, it's pizza, so...) you'd be a sucker to order any seafood here. really, the canned soup is the only thing that's the same.
pro tip: if you're in a hurry, and there's just one or two of you, you can usually grab a seat at the bar. it's usually empty, even when the place is packed with waiting families.
oh, and true story: a friend of mine used to work in the kitchen there. they have a container of gravy they scoop out of. all evening long he was scooping gravy, he worked around this big lump of congealed gravy. at the end of the night, they were cleaning up, and he discovered it was a mouse. gross. i always get gravy on my fries, this was kinda distressing. but really, what do you expect? the old pet store in the mall used to lose feeder mice all the time, they'd just be like little houdinis, and they they'd be out roaming the mall... lots of food in the food court, and east sides... i bet that whole place is alive at night. gross. and east sides has been there forever. just don't think about it.
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