Arriving at the hotel, we were immediately disappointed - it was clear that we were far from anything, and the surrounding environment wasn't all that appealing. It's true that the hotel is 5 blocks from downtown, but those blocks are probably the longest blocks I've ever seen - and once you're done with them, you've only reached the very outskirts of downtown, with another three or four blocks until you finally hit the likes of 'El Squid Roe'.
We checked in and went to our rooms, which were nice enough. The only real problem (outside of the remote control for the tv not working) was the extreme amount of noice. Anyway, we walked by the pool, and noticed that the "swim up bar" was not staffed with either a bartender or any actual alcohol - this remained the case during our entire stay. Not that we would have done it anyway, but so much for staying by the pool.
One night, we left for our nightly walk to downtown at approximately 11pm. The gates were locked! When I say locked, I mean that there was a chain with a padlock around our only exit from the 'compound'. A non-english speaking gentleman woke up from his nap and let us out.
Needless to say, we consistently woke the poor man up when we returned in the 2-4am range. Clearly 'younger' people who actually go out at night do not frequent this establishment.
On one of these nights, we brought back an extra person with us - prior to being allowed to our rooms, we had to sign in, acknowledging that we would pay an additional $26 for the extra person to sleep in our room - although nothing extra (bed, towels, etc.) was given by the hotel. The next morning, we were actually stopped and payment was demanded on the spot - they couldn't even wait for us to checkout!
The final straw was the towels. We used towels to dry off, and left some brown stains from the Henna tattoos that we had gotten. After a wash, a small stain was still present. They wanted us to pay $25 for each of the three towels. After asking about the washing process, we were informed that they don't bleach the towels, and they only wash them once - if there's a stain, they expect the guest to pay.
Ridiculous. I informed the clerk, a very angry woman named Goyita, that there was a sign in the room that the towels cost $15, rather than the $25 she was charging. She told me she'd have to see the sign, at which point I went back to the room and ripped down the sign. The woman actually stared at the sign which was in bold red, for over a minute, before she acknowledged that it was only $15.
After adding up the cab rides (we couldn't handle all of that walking for 7 days), the towels and the charge for the extra person, this hotel was definitely not worth it just in terms of cost. When you add in the aggravation, this hotel stay was downright frustrating. The good thing is that our trip was still incredible, but the next time we're staying at Las Plazas Glorias for sure!