Everybody always asks what are the things that you simply must do when you take a vacation on Cozumel so I decided I would try to illustrate things that you should probably avoid while vacationing on the island.
#1 - Do not rent Scooters/Mopeds.
Even if you only intend to use them occasionally, the driving habits of the locals can be different from the driving habits you are familiar with. The stop and go traffic around town combined with the strange street signs and the loose gravel occasionaly appearing can simply ruin your vacation or life... Rent a cheap vehicle instead.
#2 - Do not become a victim of the 'Gas Scam'.
Now that you have avoided the potential scooter/moped mayhem, whenever you pull up to the local Pemex for gas MAKE CERTAIN that the gas attendant has zeroed the pump BEFORE he inserts the hose into your vehicle. If someone is with you in the car, allow the person to exit the vehicle to visually verify that the pump is zeroed BEFORE you pull up to the pump. If you are alone, then you exit the vehicle or visually verify that the pump is zeroed before allowing any attendant to insert the hose into the vehicle.
#3 - Do not bring "The Ugly American Tourist" with you.
Everyone needs to be aware that Mexico operates on its own timeclock and it isn't always in synch with our own. All of the staff, vendors and local citizens really do deserve to be treated with respect and kindness even when things don't go as we 'expect'. The residents of the island will truly go out of their way to make your vacation special so let's treat them accordingly.
#4 - Do not forget your Common Sense.
Everyone, including me, will tell you that Cozumel and the town of San Miguel is safer than most of our neighborhoods back home and that you are perfectly safe to walk the streets of the town at night. I do it on every trip to the island. But that doesn't mean that you can leave $1,000 laying on a nightstand in your hotel room. It also doesn't mean that you can leave that $800 Nikon D-80 Digital Camera on the front seat of your convertible vw bug while you stroll down miles of empty beaches. Petty crimes of opportunity can occur ANYWHERE so use good common sense while on the island.
#5 - Do not enter a taxi until a price is confirmed.
Make sure that you AND the taxi driver have a firm understaning of the fare that will be charged for the ride. If the driver speaks only limited English then make sure that you know the current peso to dollar exchange rate and discuss the fare in terms of pesos instead of dollars.
#6 - Do not exhibit nudity in public areas.
The residents of the island appear to be a largely Catholic population. Given those conservative views nudity of any sort will merely be tolerated only in remote areas if tolerated at all. And total nudity should remain confined behind closed doors.
There simply are no nudist beaches on the island.
#7 - Do not leave your footprint on the island.
Please, please, please do not touch any of the marine life found while either snorkeling or diving on the island. Our coral reefs are under seige due to global warming and/or other influences and touching the various species of marine life removes protective enzymes and other substances that allows them to cope with their extremely fragile environment. When you see a bleached out palm print on a brain coral you will understand. Also even though we all love to explore the eastern shore of Cozumel please be diligent in taking ANY trash that you create or bring with you to the nearest trash can.
#8 - Do not forget the Sun.
You will regret not taking into account the affects that the Sun and glare off the water have on your body. You simply must protect your body against the sunburn and your eyes from the glaring reflections too. You may have noticed that many residents of tropical islands or climates tend to wear mostly white cotton clothing due to it reflective properties and cooling qualities. Imitate that. Only use the biodegradable sunscreen products. Even if you already have a good tan and especially if you are fair-skinned or have no tan at all it is a good idea to wear long sleeve cotton or t-shirts while outside. Golf visors may look good on the 9th green, but they are of little value for sun protection on the top of your head. Do yourself a big favor and either wear some type of cap or do-rag on your dome while outside. I even wear a do-rag while snorkeling too.
#9 - Do not Drink and Drive on Cozumel.
You really don't want an introduction to the Mexican Penal system...
#10 - Do not forget to show your gratification.
Please show those vendors, waiters and hotel staff that made you happy during your vacation how much you enjoyed what they have done for you by leaving each of them a tip. Their wages are much lower than most would imagine and any gratuities given to them are truly very much appreciated.


