Let me start out by saying do not be worried by the bad reviews that you read about the Melia. I will admit that not everything on my vacation went perfectly but I would not let those little things get in the way of enjoying the trip. Cozumel is beautiful and the people are so nice! And there is so much to do while you are there.
We arrived at the Melia after a short 10 minute trip from the airport. The check in was fast and we were shown to our rooms right away. The checkout was also very fast. My husband and I went with another couple and we each booked one of the basic ocean view rooms. It was a nice room with a great balcony view of the beach and water. But it was a very basic room; so if you are looking for something more then you may want to book a Suite or Jr Suite. We had an opportunity to peek in those rooms and they were very nice. There are no refrigerators in the basic rooms and the only beverages are bottled water. We asked for extra water the first morning and then after that the maid kept us stocked with plenty of water the entire week. The only clock that I saw in the entire resort was behind the front desk in the lobby. There are no clocks or alarm clocks in the room or anywhere! It was nice since you are on vacation and you don't really have to worry about the time; however a clock would have come in handy once in a while so I would recommend brining one. You can call for a wake up call if you need one. One night we requested a wake up call but we ended up getting up early and out of the room before the time that we had requested it for. I later found out that they had called several times and when we did not answer they sent someone to the room. I felt really bad that they went to all that trouble so be sure to cancel your wake up call if you no longer need it!
The hotel is very clean. The entire time we were there we constantly saw employees cleaning.
Café Paraiso was the restaurant that you needed a reservation for. The food was really good and we ate there twice. You could also eat at La Isla for breakfast, lunch and dinner which is where we ate most of the time. There was a variety of food here every day. And there was also La Iguana snack bar which was open in the afternoon for things like burgers, nachos, quesadillas, etc. From what I understand the La Iguana also opens up as a reservation only restaurant as well however it was not open while we were there; just for snacks. It may be seasonal. I would say overall the food was average.
There are several bars throughout the resort. We spent the most time at the lobby bar in the evening. Our bartenders Freddy and Noemi were our favorites! They took very good care of us the entire time! Here is a tip that seemed to work well for us. Even though our trip was all-inclusive and all tips and gratuities were included, we still tipped just about all of the bartenders about $5 each when we first got there. After that we never had to worry about them skimping on the alcohol! But if you choose not to tip that is fine too because you will still get good service. All of the employees were very hard workers and I felt that they all deserved it.
There are two pools at the resort. There is the pool by the lobby and the one near the activities desk. The pool near the activities desk seemed to be the kid pool, and the other the adult pool. We took turns at each pool because the both had their ups and downs. At the kid pool there were lots of kids so there was no nearby bar, but there was lots of good sun. At the adult pool there was a swim up bar but not very much sun. The beach is a great place to hang out because there was lots of sun and it was breezy making it comfortable. The one thing I was disappointed by was the dark murky water at the Melia. We were told that there is a nearby swamp and the current during this time of year pulls all the dirty from the swamp. There is a long pier at the south side of the beach which prevents the murky waters from traveling down to the other resorts. But, we were told that if you come during a different time of year (can’t remember exactly when they said…maybe May?) then the currents flow the other way and the water is crystal clear. But do not worry; the nice water is a short walk down the beach. You can rent snorkel gear for free and take it down in front of the Cozumelean and see lots of cool fish!
I would highly recommend renting a Jeep to cruise the island. We rented one right at the Melia for only $13 per person for 24 hours and a full tank of gas. We took it around to do some shopping and check out the island. One thing we did not check out that we found out about afterwards is the beautiful, nearly deserted beaches on the other side of the island. Apparently if you drive far enough there is an area where there are no resorts, pretty much nothing but private beaches with nice water.
We took a drive to see some ancient ruins in the middle of the island. The ruins were not very big in perspective to some other ruins that you might see in Cancun, but it was still a sight to see. We did not spend much time there as it was very humid with lots of bugs. I would recommend going on a guided tour, and wear long pants (to avoid mosquito bites) and sneakers.
I would also highly recommend taking the Fury Catamaran snorkeling trip. You can book this through the hotel. They take you out on a huge catamaran to snorkel at two different reefs and then they take you to their private beach where they cook hamburgers and serve lunch on the beach. Then you have about an hour to hang out on the beach. We went later in the evening and we got to see the sunset; only downfall was not that much sun.
If you are interested in experiencing the nightlife, like Carlos & Charlie’s or Senor Frogs then talk to the people at the hotel because they can arrange good deals. We got a deal where we each paid $30 to drink for 3 hours and a free taxi ride for all of us one way. This is definitely worth it because you will go broke after spending one night at these bars! The first night we were there we went to Senor Frogs and we ended up paying $40 for 1 round of drinks for the 4 of us! And look out for the girls with whistles trying to pour shots down your throat! They come up to you like they are going to give you a free shot. She starts blowing the whistle and before you know it you have been confused and molested! She told me to tip my head back while she poured a shot down my throat. Then she started shaking my head all around, grabbing my boobs and smacking my butt! Then she did it to my friend. And when she was all done she turned to my husband and said “$25 please.”
I would definitely come back to the Melia Cozumel again and I would recommend it to anyone!


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