Rather than spend additional time on crafting an eloquent piece of prose, I'm going to limit myself to giving you the gist.
My wife and I stayed from March 12th - March 18th. We paid the additional money for the "Royal Club".
Overall, I didn't think it was worth it. I'm not sure what the extra cost is for when you book an "all-inclusive" resort (and I'm really not sure why you'd want to pay the additional money for the "Royal Club"). The only thing that I could come up with is that you can eat yourself silly. Other than that, most of what would be considered interesting activities will cost you extra. In fact, the resort doesn't offer anything as part of the package that takes place off of the resort property. If you consider the lame pool games during the day, then I guess they do offer you something "extra".
Let's break it down. Here are the positives:
The food was great. The "Mexican Night" and the "Seafood Night" in the main buffet restaurant were outstanding. The swankier restaurants were also delicious. The service in the restaurants was also commendable.
The room we had was quite large.
The resort is impeccably maintained.
The staff are very helpful.
OK. Sorry, but that's it in terms of positive attributes.
Here are the negatives that we experienced: Keep in mind that as a "Royal Club" guest, you are required to put in all of your requests directly through the concierge.
1). First, I would recommend using any airlines besides a Mexican based operation. This is based on Mexicana Airlines losing our luggage (for two days) and also based on friends I've spoken to who have mentioned similar experiences. Certainly, this is not the best way to start a vacation. Of course, this has nothing to do with my opinion of the resort since they weren't responsible.
2). Out of the 5 days we were there, they had some sort of construction going on right next to our room for two afternoons.
3). The Royal Club jacuzzi wasn't working for the entire time we were there.
4). Room service is ordered through the concierge. The room service menu is pretty small and it doesn't change. The food is very basic (club sandwich, omellete, fruit plate, crap soup and crap salad, etc). We ordered room service around 5 times and they forgot to bring items on two of those occasions. On one other occasion, they forgot to bring our order altogether. I tried to order something that I saw on the special "Royal Club" restaurant menu (bagel with lox) and was told that I couldn't do it. This, despite the fact that the room service food is taken from said restaurant. When I mentioned that it was on the other menu, I didn't get any kind of explanation, just that I couldn't do it. Hmmm...??? Room service is also only offered between something like 7 AM and 10 PM. Pretty good hours, I guess, but I was under the mistaken impression that it was 24 hours.
5). When we first arrived, we got in line to check in at one of the two desks set aside for guest check-in/problems/questions/etc. After waiting for 1/2 hour, the guy behind the desk told me that I was supposed to check in at a different area since I was a "Royal Club" guest. There isn't any sort of indication either by a sign or by anyone greeting you in the front that there are separate check-in areas.
6). You WILL be approached by some Time-Share agent. In fact, they have a nice little area just off to the side of the check-in area. And, the guy that came up to us didn't take "no thanks" as our actual answer. He quickly tried to explain that what he was offering wasn't really time-share. He followed us for a few minutes until I looked at him directly in the eyes and said "NO THANKS".
7). There is one computer (at least in the Royal Club area) that was occupied most of the time.
8). The water temperature of our shower fluctuated wildly. It literally ran the gamut. And this was unrelated to anything else we were doing in the bathroom.
9). The tap water in Mexico stinks. My wife didn't seem to mind, but all of the showers (in the room and by the pool) smelled strongly of sulfur. This might not be news to everyone, but I found it kind of repugnant. Also, as most of you probably know, you cannot drink the tap water in Mexico. I ended up brushing my teeth with bottled water (which, as a Royal Club guest, is in endless supply).
10). The beer they stock in the room refrigerator is average at best (Modelo). I like beer, and I couldn't drink it.
11). The weather was cloudy and overcast and moderately humid the whole time we were there.
12). The bathtub was ridiculously small. Even smaller that my small bathtub at home
13). The "gym" was much smaller than I had expected. It's basically a room measuring about 10' x 40' and has the most basic of equipment.
14). They had people selling jewelry and other tourist stuff every evening in the main courtyard of the resort. I'm sure that some people might think that this could be convenient, but I thought that it just added to the "Hi, I'm a two-legged American ATM machine, how are you" feeling that pervaded my daily experience.
15). The beach is not conducive for jogging. Not a big deal, but I was hoping...
16). The ocean is warm, but is definitely rocky and can be kind of painful if you take a misstep.
17). Tipping is technically not necessary, but....it is certainly expected.
18). The outside activities are (of course, in my opinion) overpriced. One thing that really bugged me is that the resort didn't even offer complementary snorkeling. That ended up costing my wife and I about $100.00 for a 3 hour outing. We also rented scooters so we could go around the island and see the town of Cozumel. We went up to the hotel's activity desk to ask about renting the scooters. The guy said that they rent for $30.00 each per day. We made an appointment to come back in about one hour. Well, not surprisingly, when we got back the guy said that the "regular" rental service didn't have any scooters, but he had another "service". He tells us to meet some guy outside the front of the hotel and he'd rent us some scooters. We get out there and the guy (nice enough) picks us up in his VW bug and takes us to his roadside scooter operation. As we're signing the papers he (really, not surprisingly) tells us that the scooters are $30.00 PLUS some sort of BS Mexican tax ($5.00 each ) AND $5.00 each for the GAS!!!!!! Well, what do you know? It's really $40.00 a day! And, just to add insult to injury, when I met him in front of the hotel to return the scooters he actually tried to gouge me for ANOTHER $10.00 for gas! I told him to wait right there and I'd be back. Yeah. Right. My wife and I also asked about the horseback riding (additional, of course) and we were told that the guide takes you into the jungles and (drum roll, please) will stop off in an "authentic" Mexican village where you can buy local wares. I asked him how he was going to get such a large American ATM machine on the back of the horse and he didn't understand me (probably for the best).
I know that some people might think that I'm being really nit-picky or that I'm a curmudgeon anyway and I wouldn't enjoy any sort of vacation. Actually, I FULLY expected to have a great time (also expecting snags and many imperfections) and imagined myself writing a glowing review (as most seem to be for this resort). I'm just telling you what I experienced. I think that you need to look at these reviews with a bit more skepticism. After my trip, I'm beginning to think that a percentage of people who write these reviews are in some kind of denial. Seriously. For most of them, they've saved up for this, it's their one trip for the year, they don't want to come home and complain about their vacation, etc. It might be too much of a disappointment if they came home and felt like they just wasted 5 grand (or whatever). Just my opinion.


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