We stayed at the Occidental Grand Cozumel from June 26-July 3rd and had a wonderful time. As read in some previous posts I had heard stories about various aspects of the resort, so I was definitely taking notes the entire time. I will break down some observations for you. Before I go on, I mention language barrier a lot...you are in Mexico, not the US...learn Spanish! My pet peeve is people going to a foreign country and not learning at least the basics.
Check-in:
We happen to be club members, so we were given "special" treatment to check in with the club member desk. I have to admit, that was probably worth it. It appeared that the normal checkin line did take a while. But folks, you gotta remember, in every country in the world except the USA (and maybe Canada, I'm not sure), lines are a part of life. You're in Mexico and that's how it works there. Language barrier varied on the person. Katy was okay, but others were very hard and some didn't know much English at all.
Baggage handling:
The bellboy service is outstanding. The only thing that confused me is that when we arrived, I was under the impression they knew my room and my bags would be delivered. No. After checking in, go to your bags and tell them your room number. You will then be transported on these little cars to your room.
The room:
Unbelievable. Definitely the best feature of all. Palacial, even. The bathrooms are huge, the rooms are very big and airy, and the air conditioning works very well. My only negative here was the beds were rock hard; however, to be fair, I have stayed in 5 different hotels now in Cozumel and have yet to find a soft bed. It must be the norm down here. My only complaint, and this won't apply to most of you, was the lack of dive-friendly stuff. There were no hangers, racks, or anything to hang your gear on at the end of the day. Granted there are lockers down there, but certain things I didn't want to stay down there. And the day before I left when I needed to dry stuff, I was hanging items over bedposts, curtain rods and even the TV to dry...stupid, I know.
Maid staff:
The maid was very good for our room. They cleaned it every day, though the time varied from 9:00am to 5:00pm. If you have a deluxe room, they fill your in-room refrigerator with drinks every other day. They also left fresh fruit and flowers every other day. Each day you also received a "towel buddy" like you get on cruise ships...you know, where they shape a towel into an animal? Anyway, they were friendly; though the language barrier was pretty steep. I had to speak spanish almost all the time with them. But all-in-all, it was very good.
The pools and poolstaff:
There are two pools here, one for the socially active, ie water polo, volleyball, lots of splashing and kids; and the other is for the more quiet reserved person. There is only a towel staff at the active pool, but a bar staff at either pool. Keep in mind the bar is not really a full bar. No blenders, which suprised me. Mainly just ice and a few liquors. You get one towel per person, and if you don't have a towel or a towel-card at checkout, expect to pay $50. The language barrier here is pretty minimal. Note: Pool temps are approaching 90. If you want a refreshing dip in the cool water, jump in the shower.
Food:
Probably what most of you are interested in. Honestly, it was very good and very "Americanized". Of course they had a Mexican flair to it, but most of the food at the buffets was beef, chicken or pork, some potato, etc. But they had lots to chose from and it was good quality, but not outstanding. Keep in mind these are the buffett restaurants. The sit-down restaurants were phenomenal...dare I say 5-star. They were very elegant dishes, prepared as if on a cruise ship or other fine-dining establishment. Very filling and delicious.
Wait staff:
Very attentive, though I drink like a fish and it seemed they didn't recognize that fact. But they were very friendly and you got everything you asked for. Again, it is "Island Time" so don't expect anything in seconds. Language barrier here was minimal.
Tips and Tipping:
Kind of a shady area. I got various answers on how to tip. Everyone here expects tips, as does every resort. Not everyone gets one, or even deserves one. I'm kind of cheap, so I was finicky. I tipped the maid staff at the end of the week. $3 per day. I tipped my dive master $5 per trip but I did that too at the end of my dive-week. The only people I tipped at time of service was the people in the sit-down restaurants and the bartenders if I had them make me more than say 4 drinks. Like I said, I'm picky. I got the impression that people like the towel boy and concierge wanted tips, but I was thinking that this is their job and does not warrant a tip. Call me cheap I guess.
Dive Operations:
Dive Palancar is the dive operator onsite. They were a good operation, but not great. It seemed very disorganized compared to others I've used in Cozumel. I'm sure they had their structure, but I didn't understand it. I was never sure if I was actually going to dive until I physically saw the boat that morning. Ricardo was a great divemaster, but the one dive I didn't have Ricardo, I was miserable. The guy seemed to be out there to enjoy his dive himself rather than be a guide. We were swimming all over trying to catch him...and in 3-4 kt currents, that's a bit tough. But it was nice being 5 minutes boat ride from the best diving in the world. There are no hangup lockers, only baskets. Locker rental is a $10 deposit for a padlock, or you can bring your own and it's free. However, it doesn't get a lot of air back there so your gear can get stinky. If you want a special dive like Maracaibo or Punta Sur reefs, you need to start a boat on your own and get at least 5 people on your own. Start befriending divers.
Excursion operations:
I have to say this was my least favorite part. It's not that it's disorganized, it's just, I dunno...I got that "sucker" vibe from most of 'em. We did do a trip to Xel-Ha and Tulum and it was nice, but they failed to mention that you had to pay for taxi up to the boat and round trip tickets on the ferry, so your $100/pp trip just turned into $130/pp. Kinda made me mad. And then car rental...oh my gosh...I think Adam Sandler was describing this car when he sang "Piece of #$& car". Manual transmission, Geo Metro, vinyl seats that could literally burn your skin off, hole in the floorboard, ripped vinyl sunroof that leaked, no power steering...need I go on? I complained, but to no avail. I tried to get my "I'm in Mexico" vibe back, but it was tough. There are certain things that wouldn't be acceptable even here, and this was one of those things.
Mexico in General:
Life is slow here. And man it's hot. Right now it's in the 90's with high humidity. It didn't rain once while we were there either. Mosquitos are bad, bring bugspray. Exchange rate is 10.06 as of today but you'll be lucky if you get anything lower than 11.20. The trip to the resort from the airport was an $11/pp taxi ride. Do rent a car for at least a day...the east side is gorgeous. The water is safe on the resort...but off resort, drink only bottled water. Cruisers are everywhere in town...if you don't like them, Sunday is the day with no cruise ships. The Plaza on Sunday night in downtown San Miguel is cool. Taxi to downtown from hotel is $17 each way.
I guess that's it. Hope this helps. If you have any questions, let me know.
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