Stay at El Cid: 2/2004. Where to start. Two words: FAlSE ADVERTISEMENT.
SALES: How about our entrance into this "so-called resort". After a six hour trip, we were ready to relax. Not at El Cid they want your money and they want it the minute you get there. We had not even gotten our luggage placed in the lobby, when we were engulfed by a "timesharing" saleswoman. She told us that we could not check in yet because our room wasn't ready but that she would be happy to have the bellman take our luggage up to our room and leave it in the closet while we waited for our room to be cleaned. In the meantime, she wanted us to talk to her about a timeshare. We lied and told her we had a dive trip that we had to get to. Instead, we followed the bellman up to our room, and low and behold our room was ready. What a ploy, telling us our room wasn't ready, so they could try to get a sale. We felt bad for the elderly couples that had succumbed to this tasteless sales tactic who had gotten there just prior to us. FOOD: don't get the meal plan here. We found out they have separate, and horrible menu for the meal plan folks. You have to eat off the limited one page menu for both lunch and dinner, and believe me you can get better tacos at taco bell. You are better off paying for your meals on your own, at least you will get a more varied and longer menu. They advertise they have two restaurants.
Not so. You will be eating at the Chopa for every meal. The other so called restaurant, the El Galeon, is an indoor dining facility that you only eat in if the weather is horrible and you can't eat at the outdoor chopa. However, we would recommend eating, if not staying, at a different resort. Coral reef restauarant at Casa Del Mar is where we ended up eating our meals just north of el cid. DRINKS: If you opt for the meal plan, they tell you alcoholic beverages are included. Contrar mo frare. Don't expect to drink Dos Equis, Corona, or Tecate, or even Negra Modelo. Oh, no. You will be drinking out of a gallon bottle of el cheapo beer that was probably opened a day or two before. Not too mention, everytime we entered the chopa, the cooks were drinking this beer while they were cooking. EXERCISE ROOM: Don't expect to buff up or tone here, our hotel bathroom was the size of the gym. I got more exercise walking up and down the stairs to my 7th floor room, as one elevator was broken and the other one didn't work on two floors. ICE: HEILO. Don't expect to find it on any of the floors of the hotel. They were out on every floor every day. We ended up having to buy a cooler and filling it with ice purchased from the grocery store. DIVE shop: THey are not affiliated with Del Mar Aquatics as sometimes advertised.
They are with Aqua World. Don't dive with Aqua World. They could never get 6 people to sign up for dives to take a boat out. So they would cancel. What sucked is that we bought a dive package with Aqua World before we found out how bad it is. Not too mention, that we were the only two guests staying at El Cid that dove with the onsite dive shop Aqua World. Everyone else 20+ other divers dove with Del Mar Aquatics (up the road from El Cid) or a different dive company. That should speak volumes. If you are going to Cozumel to dive, and want a good dive resort with a reputable dive shop, stay at Scuba Club Cozumel.
Rooms: The rooms were clean, and we had good maid service. This was the only positive of the resort. If you stay here, we would recommend that you dive and eat elsewhere. Do not get the meal plan. Also, do not fall for the ploy that the room is not ready. It is. When we checked out, they were already in our room cleaning it within three minutes. I am serious, we checked. If you are interested in a time share, then maybe you will find this environment pleasing, I found it rather offensive and they took advantage of and took vacation time away from a lot of individuals. They will most certainly point out to you that they are a gold crown resort, they are not. There other resorts may be, but not La Ceiba.