I just got back from my stay at Hotel Cozumel and Resort. I read just about every review of this hotel on tripadvisor before booking and I was very well prepared for the reality of the place. We did not go all-inclusive, as most reviews said the food was no good. We didn't eat anything at the hotel as a matter of fact, so I cannot comment on that. We were informed that all guests recieved a 20% discount on food or drinks at the hotel, but you had to wear a blue wrist band and I HATE those, so we didn't bother. We went to Chedraui (grocery store about a 10 minute walk to the North) and bought beer when we wanted it. They give you two liter sized bottles of Cristal water in the room, but they do not replace these. There is a water cooler (just like the one in your office at home) in the hallway where you can refill your water bottles with cold potable water, so you never had to buy any. As for food, you can walk to "downtown" in 15 minutes and find a few restaurants, or there are a few more to the South about the same distance. We also took cabs a lot as they are very cheap ($2-$5) and asked the drivers what they would recommend and got some pretty good more authentic Mexican meals that way. Most of the stuff near the cruise ship docks is not that good. Just like what you can get at home (nachos, quesadillas...lots of cheese on everything.)
The room was fine. We were on the first floor in room 1019, we had a view of the ocean and the street. The patio has hooks and racks for drying towels, bathing suits and scuba equipment. Very handy. The bed is hard (actually on a concrete slab instead of box springs) but I had no trouble sleeping on it. The bathroom is okay. Very narrow and deep tub, kind of tricky getting out the first time. There is some noise at night from the lobby bar and cars on the street, but I wasn't bothered by this too much. I was usauly too exhausted from the activities of the day.
The only real problem I had was with the scuba shop on property, Dive Paradise. They misled me through email before I arrived. Gave me one price for finishing my certification and tried to charge me more than twice as much as that when I was actually there. I didn't have this much money so I did not get to do any diving. My boyfriend is already certified and so was gone a lot on dives and had no problem with Dive Paradise.
The "beach" across the street (with an underground tunnel leading you there) is really cool. I was somewhat disappointed when I first got there to not have a real beach, but you can jump right in and snorkle up and down the coast there and see a lot of stuff, for free. Sometimes there are local people fishing from the shore, so watch for hooks, but there are a lot of fish, crabs, sea urchins along the wall (be carefull) and even more sea life on the bottom which is about 20 feet down.
The pool was very big (but very shallow,) looked clean and had a lot of chairs around for guest use. We never used this though as I prefer to be in the ocean. I can swim in a pool at home.
In the lobby of the hotel you can rent a scooter. $30 a day! Well worth the money. We drove it to the East side of the island one day and marveled at the deserted beaches and beautiful views.
At the South end of the island there are some beach clubs like Paradise Beach where you can play in the water, have a meal and a drink, but we found this to be too touristy and moved on.
All in all I feel like I got a good deal on this hotel ($60 a night) and was satisfied with the cleanliness and comfort of the place.
I found Cozumel to be mostly geared toward cruise ship people. The town kind of shuts down when the ships go out, but there's not a lot to do (other than shop and eat) in town anyway.
Next time I think I'll stay in Playa del Carmen and just visit Cozumel for dive trips.






