My husband and I stayed at El Cozumeleno May 30-June 6 with our 11 and almost 13 year old children. Everyone had a terrific time! Yes, the food is mediocre at times and there are some strange smells, but that little town is basically third world. Drive around and you will realize how blessed you really are when you see how most of the population lives. Oh and by the way, it's slippery around most pools. Just watch your step and maybe lay off the hooch! Flip flops and too many Miami Vices don't make a safe combination! We stayed in the newer tower with a FREEZING air conditioner, which my husband loved. If you like a really firm bed, you're in the right place! I really didn't know what to expect after reading the reviews prior to our trip. The good far out weighed any negative! The staff very works hard so everyone has a good time. America at the front desk was a doll, Sergio, front desk and outside activities, so friendly and intelligent. I really loved the waiters, though, Jose and Ceasar and a couple of others that I unfortunately can't recall their names. Always cheerful and eager to help. Yes, sometimes there may have been a waiter that seemed a bit quiet, but wouldn't you be occassionally out of sorts if you had to wait on rude, self centered, boring tourists who weren't interested in you at all and didn't tip after all your hard work? And you did this in 95 degree heat on hard concrete floors and had one day off a week (and you were over 50 years old)? You didn't have to tip to get good service, although we ALWAYS tipped. I am embarrassed and mortified after reading an earlier review where the writer nonchalantly says "2 dollars is enough to tip at dinner" and "most barely spoke English". No wonder so many countries dislike Americans! We have such a reputation for being greedy and selfish! Reading reviews like that makes it so believeable! We always expect others to speak English. How inconsiderate and impudent to travel to another country and assume that everyone will speak English! Some of us need to be knocked down a peg or two. Now, off my soap box! The man in charge of the activities and shows had tons of energy and was always enthusiastic. The shows were a bit amateurish, but we loved them, and anyway we're not in Vegas! We had the sweetest maids, who would make swans out of towels and put Hibiscus flowers around the room. My absolute favorite was Jose Hernandez, the pianist in the dining room. What a gem! Talk about old world charm and manners. Not to mention a fabulous pianist, who had to make the best out of a horrible old upright piano. He deserves a baby grand, but he made that tinny upright sound lovely! He was such a delight to speak and listen to. He plays from memory, because his eyesight is failing. If there is an ophthamologist out there, please examine him! I think it may be cataracts. It was a pleasure and privilege to meet such an interesting and gallant gentleman. The manager in the dining room the night we dined there (Sunday, June 5) was also extremely accommodating. Antonio in the dive shop seemed to be very knowledgeable and appears to be in his element. My only complaint is with the reps at the Worry Free Vacation desk. We didn't realize we were supposed to get our return voucher to the airport validated the day we arrived, so we had to pay for our taxi. The reps would absolutely not validate our voucher. The other times we had gone into town in a taxi, it was 7 dollars for 4 of us. We were charged 25 dollars for the trip to the airport! Then our bags were weighed at the airport and we were told one was over weight and we would have to pay. Our bag wasn't over the limit when we left the United States. We purchased very little and packed exactly the same. Very odd! Bottom line is, no it's not the Ritz Carlton, but it was our little piece of heaven for a week. We all thoroughly enjoyed ourselves and we have the staff to thank for a great deal of that. For the most part, the people of Cozumel are gracious and hospitable and know that tourism supports their town. I taught my children from the time they were toddlers to say please and thank you, and when they got older to treat all with courtesy, respect and compassion. Maybe the people who weren't happy with the hotel need to remember some lessons from primary school and most importantly, The Golden Rule!


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