... But Here's How to Find the Best Snorkeling!
I stayed at the FA Cozumel in June of 2004 under the all-inclusive plan and was very disappointed. My room on the 6th floor was fine, and the grounds and pool were clean, but the service I received from the employees of the bar, restaurants, and front desk was terrible, even though I was friendly and kind and came equipped with a pocketful of U.S. dollars for tipping. Hotel staff were one step from hostile. They appeared sullen and surly and angry. This colored my impression of my entire stay.
I am a mom of two little preschoolers from Minnesota, and this "pampering" vacation was a gift to me from my family. For months I looked forward to being served a tall icy drink as I sat on a beach chair by the pool. No staff at FA Cozumel, though, ever offers anyone a drink by the pool. You have to walk to the bar and request it, and then a surly, unsmiling man will hold out a plastic bottle for you and turn away. It was just not what I was looking for.
The food on the all-inclusive plan is all you can eat, but it's mundane, college cafeteria fare. Even my meal at the upscale Miramar restaurant (where you can go once on your stay) reminded me of a Taco Bell gordita, except with very tough flank steak meat (albeit on a heavy china plate and starched white tablecloth).
I chose Cozumel because I love to snorkel, and the snorkeling was okay -- although nowhere near as wonderful as Maui in Hawaii. That's the best place I have ever been. (Friends I made at the resort who are seasoned divers said that the diving and snorkeling in Cozumel is not anywhere near as good as it is publicized to be. They theorized that the coral reefs around Cozumel are suffering from polution, overuse, and inconsiderate tourists kicking the coral.)
My best Cozumel snorkeling occurred first, at Chankanaab, the protected park a short cab ride from the hotel, where an absolutely fabulous guide named Mario takes tourists on guided snorkeling tours of the area -- for tips. (Ask for Mario in the little shop that rents the underwater helmets that keep your hair and shoulders dry. And tip him well! He and his wife are trying to save to build a Christian preschool on the island.) I even asked Mario to take me privately to "the best snorkeling spot; the ones the locals love the most." He took me to Paradise Beach, where I saw, among other things, five massive parrot fish swimming together, in addition to hundreds of other fish. I also paid about $20 U.S. to go out snorkeling with a scuba diving boat. I snorkeled while they dove far below me, and then during the divers' mandated rest period the boat took me to a secluded cove where I snorkeled happily and saw hundreds of colorful fish.
I'd also like to advise that you be aware of the high and low temperatures for the week that you are there. Even early June was so hot and humid that sitting by the pool was really no pleasure, even in the morning. My glasses fogged up from the humidity and I could hardly see my book!
One other thing. MLT Vacations failed to fulfill their obligation to pick me up at the ferry dock in Playa Del Carmen and transport me to the Cancun airport, even though I had confirmed arrangements with the representative at my hotel. I was stranded, afraid, lugging suitcases, and unable to use any phone I found. Even kind strangers could not figure out how to help me. This was infuriating. When you make your arrangements, ask exactly what you should do and how you should contact them if they fail to meet you and you are stranded.






