My fiancé, her daughter, a niece and I spent a great week at Cozumel Palace from December 26th through January 1st. The preceding reviews generally are consistent with our experiences. We thought the food was better than the average commentary suggests (except for the awful sushi) and that the spa services were not very good.
Our best impression about the Palace and Cozumel in general is that the people are very nice. There is no hint of the suspicion or distain I’ve encountered in some people in other countries. Folks are having a good time, whether working the doors at the ubiquitous jewelry shops along the main thoroughfare, bussing tables, trying to sell expensive diamonds, paving roads, or hosting all-night new-year parties in the impoverished San Miguel neighborhoods.
The Palace is extremely clean and service is impeccable; cost seems reasonable at $448/night compared to similar resorts. I tipped routinely, but did not see anyone else doing so. Noise is an issue on the lower floor. We requested a Mezzanine (loft) room with a pair of upstairs beds for the kids, and had been assigned one already at no additional charge. When ushered into room 101 at the southern end of the resort, I asked about the construction noise mentioned in a TripAdvisor review and was told half-heartedly that it isn’t so bad. The large lot 20 feet away is in the concrete-breaking stage of a major reconstruction; be prepared for steady jack-hammering during the workday. The advantage of an end room is that noise from hotel foot traffic is negligible. Room 101’s view is compromised by a children’s swingset and the adjacent lot’s wall.
On the second night a sink pipe in the upstairs bathroom burst. Fortunately the kids were in the room to sound an alert, so only a hundred or so gallons emptied (there is no valve in the room and water pressure is terrific) before it was shut off. We shifted to room 112, which is next to the doors for this wing and adjacent to the staging area for many hotel operations. This may be the noisiest room at the Palace, but it was last of the dozen Mezzanine rooms. My guess is that an upper floor corner room would be ideal for two guests seeking great views and comparative solitude.
Daytime activities at the Palace include board games, Spanish lessons, and card games. Night activities are modest, with enthusiastic dance shows and casino games. The girls were content to flirt by the pool all day, but every morning I ran through the alleys and along less-traveled roads near the airport. My fiancé and I walked extensively. We also visited the tiny nighttime carnival and the cemetery, which are one and two blocks from the Palace respectively. Customized 70s-era VW beetles are plentiful and entertaining. Unprotected families of four (including infants) on mopeds would make helmet-law advocates apoplectic.
We also explored the island in a Jeep ($55 after a one-time voucher + gas) and stopped at the beaches and seaside restaurants along the eastern coast. The very large domestic pig at Punta Sur made up for the absence of wildlife during this excursion. Entrance fees for the Chankanaab beach start at $15/person and were not worth it to us, although this opinion must be in the minority because the place was packed. We learned later that the Palace does not recommend this facility because it hasn’t fully recovered from hurricane damage. Snorkeling at Chankanaab and at the Palace is poor.
We were surprised to be offered a welcome package on our third night, and very disappointed because we missed the free trips to the Coba ruins and Tulum on the mainland. We learned that Playa Mia would have been a free alternative to Chankanaab.
Phone charges are extraordinarily high; in the era of 3 cents/minute phone cards, 40-cents/minute in the lobby is crazy, but cheaper than the mandatory $4/minute + fees if you use your calling card on a room phone. The Palace’s $10/hour Internet fees can be beaten with a 2-block walk to the $1/hour shops toward town or across from the cemetery.
Our high-school-age girls had acrylic nails put on at the spa ($45/person + tip). One set fell off within 24 hours. The technician suggested that this might happen to this style but applied them anyway after our 16-year-old explained that she routinely gets them. Several tiers of management utterly refused to consider our request for a refund. We were really mad about this, primarily because they were so stingy after we had been so generous, but at least the other style was intact and there had been no suggestion that there would be a problem. These fell off on the way to the airport, less than 48 hours after they were applied.
I recommend using Cozumel's airport. The journey from Cancun (45 minutes) to the Playa del Carmen ferry and across the channel (45 more) drags out the day quite a bit if, like us, you face an unscheduled stop for refueling due to congestion over Cancun.