May 1 - May 5Summary:We had a very nice stay at Presidente. The hotel staff were as courteous, polite, responsive, and efficient as we could possibly have imagined. We had an ocean-view room which was beautiful although a bit smaller than expected. The beach, swimming pool, and other hotel amenities were wonderful. I only have two complaints -- 1. Everything at the hotel was 50-100% more expensive than the equivalent in town (San Miguel, Cozumel). 2. I was not thrilled with the dive shop (Scubadu.com) located at the hotel, as they seem to engage in a lot of false advertising and were quite a bit more expensive than average.Detailed report:Check-in, check-out. The check-in / check-out process went perfectly smoothly, and the glasses of champagne offered during check-in were an especially nice touch. We had pre-paid for our room months in advance in order to get a better rate.Room. The room was nice, but a bit small compared to other similarly-priced hotels we stayed at on the mainland. I wouldn't normally mind the room size, except that we had a baby with us as well as 3 suitcases. When on vacation, I basically like to live right out of my suitcase as opposed to unpacking everything and closing them up. And with this room, there wasn't really enough space for us to leave our suitcases horizontal and open, and still have floorspace to walk around.Beach. The hotel's sandy beach area was also a bit smaller than I was expecting, but it was nice. The size really wasn't a problem at all, since for some strange reason, there were never very many people on the beach at any given time. We usually felt like we had the whole place to ourselves. They've roped off some safe areas in the water for snorkeling, which was nice -- so you don't have to worry about boats and other watercraft.Food and drink. It looked like there were two restaurants at the hotel, a casual one and a fancier one (not sure about their names). We only ever ate at the casual one, because we had a child with us. They served decent food, but it was expensive. Room service was also pricy, as were drinks/snacks served up by the pool or on the beach. They seem to tack on various taxes and service fees with every order, and then there's an expected 15% gratuity on top of all that. So it adds up fast. A standard breakfast buffet ended up being U.S. $20 per person. We quickly realized that having 3 meals/day + snacks/drinks all at the hotel itself was going to end up costing us more than the room itself. So instead, we frequently took a taxi into town (45 pesos + tip = ~U.S. $5.00 each way), and found random restaurants to eat at there. Even with the cost of the taxi included, it ended up being cheaper than eating at the hotel, and in my opinion, the food was better and the experience more authentic.Service. The hotel service can't be beat. Everyone is so friendly and so efficient and so willing to cater to your every need. It's just perfect to be served lunch and drinks right on the beach as you sit there and relax in your lounge chair under your palapa. Almost all of the staff spoke enough English to communicate with us about anything we needed. Housekeeping did a fantastic job too and were very accomodating.Phone. You think hotels in the U.S. overcharge for phone calls made from the hotel room? Forget it. At Presidente Cozumel, I ended up paying U.S. $5.00 for a phone call to a toll-free Mexican phone number. Unfortunately for me, I made a lot of those phone calls and didn't realize the price until check-out time. It's pretty standard for all hotels to screw you on phone calls, but this was pure robbery unlike anything I had seen before.Diving. A company called Scubadu has their dive shop set up right on the hotel premises -- very convenient, but the not the best deal. I wanted to sign up for an introductory lesson and shallow reef dive. They had such a package available, which was quoted to me at U.S. $71, including equipment. Seemed reasonable to me, but only after I signed up did the guy bother to tell me about the additional $10 wetsuit rental fee and the $4 marine fee. I should have done my comparison shopping (which is nearly impossible to do without going into town). I would have found out that other dive shops do the exact same thing for roughly U.S. $55, including everything. Okay, so I got ripped off a little bit... that's not the bad part. The scheduling was a nightmare. At first, the guy told me they had a spot available at 9am the following morning. I said I'd take it. He called somebody, and then informed me that 9am was full, and the only spot available was 1pm. Okay, a little less convenient for me, but no problem, I'll take 1pm. I planned my day's activities around the 1pm dive, and showed up promptly at 1pm, only to be told that there were no instructors available and that I should come back at 3pm. Grrr, okay, I can handle 2 more hours of waiting around, no big deal ... after all, I'm on vacation, right? I came back at 3pm, and this time some other lame excuse, and I should come back the next day. So I ended up basically feeling like they robbed me of a whole day of vacation when I could have been doing other stuff instead of waiting around the hotel for my dive. Finally, they took me out the following day with several other beginner divers, and it was an okay experience. We didn't even take a boat out into further waters; we just dove around the beach area, max depth of 20 feet. The corals weren't really that impressive, and the biggest fish we saw was about 12 inches long. I saw cooler stuff than that just snorkeling around the beach on my own.