Well, if you like brutal honesty, continue reading. If you want another mundane review, read the next one.
To start, the resort is nice. If you are expecting something more than nice, this isn’t it. It is on a road that there are several resorts that have gone out of business. Thanks to our media, who likes to take a virus that has the potential of killing .0000000000000001% of the earth’s population and making it a lead story which is destroying a country’s economy, instead of focusing on a president who has yet to make a good decision. They are hurting. They had 75 rooms rented. Now, that said, it worked out to our benefit. The normal al la carte restaurants were brought in to the main buffet area and we were allowed to order off the menu every night. The food was wonderful. You must get beef carpaccio and the fish in butter sauce and the Mayan coffee and the, well, you get the picture. Leo, the bell boy (concierge) is your best friend. He can answer any question you have. He made or trip. He also helped with the one thing I really wanted to do. You MUST go to Isla Mujeres. Walk outside, go across the street and wait for a van with a stripe down the side to come by. Throw up your hands and he will pull over. For my wife and myself, it cost about $.50 to go to UltraMar ferry. The ferry company just bought 2 brand new boats. They’re great. Grab a beer and go to the top. The cruise takes about 15 minutes and cost $7 round trip. It runs every ½ hour. Once you’re on the island, grab a golf cart for $40 for the day and go cruising. There are a lot of police and military. This may make you think that it is not safe. This is untrue. They have a police and military so no one ever thinks about doing something stupid. Go north and there is a bar next to a huge bronze statue. Stop in and get a bucket of Modelo Light. It is the closest thing to a Bud Light you can get, and it’s $4.50 for a bucket of them. Take the cart around the island, it is beautiful. There is a snorkel place next to Graffon Park and it will cost you around $8 to get in and another $8 to rent snorkeling equip. It is much cheaper than the park. Back at the resort, go down the road to the next small dock. There is a small restaurant that serves the fish the same day it was caught. I got a 5 Lb. red snapper fried up, had three cokes and he gave me two Sol glasses for $16 including a $5 tip. It was awesome (they do not speak English so just put your hands up to your cheeks and make a fish face. He’ll know what you want). Back to the resort. The staff is outstanding. Let me let you in on a little secret, well it’s not a secret, it’s common sense. TIP the people! They are struggling. They need money bad. They will treat you great if you don’t, but come on, they are hurting because of our stupidity and they appreciate it more than you know. I tipped every time I got anything. Just a dollar. The same tip you would give any bar tender if you paid for the drinks. You will never have to tell them what you want again. They will remember, and they will give the best booze and as much of it as you can handle (ask for a topper). I have rambled enough. Please stop watching the idiots on tv and get off your butt and go to Mexico. It is beautiful, the people are great and you will not be disappointed. Unless you are a grumpy [--]that complains about everything and believes all they say on tv. You should just stay at home, in bed and never leave your house because the world is going to end and we are all doomed. The rest of us…get out and have fun, spend some money. You can’t take it with you and were all going to die of something, sometime.
PS: I don’t care if you don’t find this review helpful. Please go to the tanning booth before you go. This you will find this helpful.
Go Bucks!