We just returned from a week in St.thomas where we went for our 15th Wedding Anniversary and the honeymoon we never got to take, let me just say that after dealing with the incredibly rude local drivers on the roads from the airport to the resort ( we rented a car) and then dealing with the extremely unfriendly, rude front desk staff, ( which thanks to Trip Advisor reviews I was actually fore warned about and thought I could "break the ice" with them, but to no avail all week!) we just wanted to get into our condo and forget about it all. We walked into nothing more than a slightly glorified hotel room. The first thing I noticed besides the obvious hotel room smell(gag!) was warped bamboo headboards that were being held on by hardware that was coming out of the walls. The floor was sandy and slightly slimey feeling. There is an airconditioning unit hanging on the wall right next to the bed ( this is common in most resorts down there because they almost all used to be non airconditioned resorts so the older buildings and resorts down there dont have the ability to install central air) which is loud when turned on in the room and even louder out on the deck. We had to turn the unit off if we wanted to sit out on the deck and talk or make a phone call home. We could not see the beach at all from our room and it doesn't appear that many units at all have a view either unless you are way up! We also couldn't hear any ocean sounds over the hum of the air conditioning units being used throughout the resort. The bathtub in our unit was stained and gross looking and the caulking was stained and mildew covered. The bathroom tile on the floor was cracked and had broken pieces. We were supplied with 3 plastic hangers and when we went down to the front desk and asked very nicely for more and also inquired about the vcr or dvd player that we were told we would have in our room, the front desk lady told us (and immediately in a rude manner) that if we didn't have any in our room, then we probably wouldn't get one and that if we really wanted to, we could call her supervisor on Monday, as of Thursday, we still had only 3 hangers and no dvd player in the room. I will say this, the grounds are beautiful! The pool is very nice and the hot tub is great and all in a very beautifully manicured tropical setting. There is a restaurant there Bonnies by the Sea that is to die for food in the most casual of settings.. The chef is a local guy who can create the greatest food in a very small area. He makes everything from the most awesome cheeseburger, to awesome crab stuffed flounder and to die for conch fritters. There is a bartender there "MOE" who is so cool, and makes the islands best Bushwackers! Roberts is a nice restaurant but a bit pricey.
I have not heard a whole lot of good about any certain resort there on St.Thomas. The island itself seems to be very poverty sticken and just seems "dirty". I would NOT stay at the Elysian again nor would I stay at the other Fairfield "blue beards beach club" they both look alot nicer in the advertisements.








