OVERALL EXPERIENCE
My party of seven bachelorettes descended on Seven Mile Beach last week to mellow out and splash in the waters. We rented two condos at Plantana after a lot of research, a ground floor oceanfront two-bedroom and a second-floor garden view. I had my concerns about the place, because of the previous reviews and also because the staff there was not very helpful answering my questions before my arrival.
Once we got there all my worries evaporated. Our unit was spacious and very thoughtfully furnished. The kitchen had everything we needed. We had a toilet failure on Sunday, but were promptly given a plunger by the very nice manager (note – we were NOT given a plumber, but had to unplug it ourselves).
PROPERTY
In general, the property is well-kept. Landscapers are on the property almost every day, which could be a little bit distracting, with pool people and lawn mowers and tree trimmers and sand rakers on the grounds almost at all times. The pool is beautiful and clean, with plenty of lounge chairs and umbrellas. Ivan's taken out most of the large trees in the area. The hammock was a great napping spot which was surprisingly under-used.
Since the units are individually owned and furnished, I can’t speak to the quality of each unit. Our unit couldn’t be more perfect. The daily maid service was great – our maid was very considerate (no 6am cleaning visits!) and did a fantastic job cleaning up after seven messy girls.
This is a three-story property, with some penthouse units on the top floor. Oceanfront units don’t quite directly open on to the beach, but more to the pool just behind the beach. Plantana is laid out such that very few units are looking directly out to the sea. It’s more of a “V” shaped layout, so that units are a little diagonal to the ocean. (See photos) With a parking lot behind the buildings, the bottom of the “V” is farthest from the ocean and closest to the parking lot. The only units to be a little cautious of are 4, 21, and 38, since those are at the bottom of the V, are farthest from the ocean, and closest to the parking lot. Having said that, they’re not terrible locations. They're still large units with a decent view from the top unit if you’re facing the right way, and easy access to the beach from the bottom unit.
If a view is important, go for a second or third floor oceanfront unit. Even our garden view unit had a peek of the ocean. The first floor units don’t have much of a view, but are wonderfully convenient places to dump sandy fins and snorkels. The patio opens out to the pool, but there are no locks on the screen doors. (There are on the patio doors into the unit.) We didn’t find security to be an issue, but it can easily be on the first floor if you leave things on the patio.
LOCATION
Plantana is located about halfway up Seven Mile Beach. The Westin is the closest resort to the south, about a five minute walk away. At the Westin, you can find a casual and a fancy restaurant, as well as Red Sail Sports for expensive but fun water sports. The Ritz and Hyatt are arguably walking distance as well, both south of Plantana but farther away. To the north of Plantana is a stretch of beachfront condos – the quiet end of SMB. There you’ll find quieter beaches, but no restaurants or activities. If you are a resort person who likes beach bars and massages, stay in one of the hotels to the south; if you like a quiet stay with fewer jet skis screaming around, stay farther north. If you want both, the central stretch of SMB may be the compromise for you.
FOOD and COSTS
Yes, food is more expensive here. But you’re spending about $300 a night for the condo, so enjoy yourself. There is a grocery store about a mile away – walkable but not in the afternoon heat and definitely not if you’re stocking up for a week. A taxi or rental car would be in order. About $200 for a grocery run would feed a family of four for the week - healthy meals - if you plan well. Pick up some charcoal and ground beef to make burgers on the grills at Plantana.
There are a few restaurants within walking distance – Eats Café across from the Westin was the cheapest place, with burgers running about $10 and entrees about $20. Casa Havana at Westin and Hemmingway’s at Hyatt are walking distance fancy restaurants. There is *great* food on Grand Cayman Island if you’re traveling to eat – if you are, get a car or be prepared to call a lot of taxis.
GENERAL
The entire stretch of SMB is almost perfect. White coral sands, warm waters, easy waves. The only downside is that it gets deep pretty quickly, and there’s bits of broken off coral once you’re in the waters, so it doesn’t stay completely sandy once you’re in the water. There’s decent snorkeling out in front of the Westin but beware the jet skis and boat traffic. A lot of variety of marine life, but most of the coral was destroyed by Ivan, and we started calling the area in front of Plantana “Cemetery Reef” (the real Cemetery Reef is 2 miles north) because of the amount of damaged coral underwater. We saw plenty of fish, a few pairs of puffers, a turtle, barracudas, reef squid, and lobsters. Lots of lobsters. The whole area is a marine sanctuary, or I would have tried hauling one of those guys home to throw on the grill. Seriously though – it’s beautiful and the temptation to take pretty underwater souvenirs home was strong, but if I had, what would you have to see when you came? And please watch where your fins kick – I almost cried at the number of fan coral that had been broken off underwater by careless snorkelers. Okay - end of preaching. Sorry.
Bring mosquito repellant if you’re going to be out at night, especially in the rainy season. The sunsets were beautiful, but the first night I got eaten alive by mosquitoes.
Cruise ships come into George Town throughout the week. If you want to go into George Town for shopping or for snorkeling at Eden Rock, plan around the cruise ships.
Oh! On my sister's night dive, her dive master turned off her light (freaked her out no end) and there's bioluminescence in the water! Move your hands through the dark water and see it leave a glowy streak. I don't know if this is only occasional or only in certain places, but it sounded really cool.
We had a fantastic trip. I’m not bubbling with enthusiasm in this review because you probably care less about my enthusiasm than about getting some useful information. Hopefully this helps. Happy condo hunting and have a great trip!
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Would I recommend this hotel to my best friend?
absolutely!
I recommend this hotel for:
An amazing honeymoon, Girlfriend getaway, Older travelers, Families with young children
I do not recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, A romantic getaway, People with disabilities, Great pool scene, Pet owners, Families with teenagers, Tourists
I selected this hotel as a top choice for:
Beach / Sun, Outdoor / Adventure, Great food / Wine