The beach of the Caribbean is 40 paces from your semi-private porch. Most rooms face the sea with generous sliding glass doors, giving you a sweeping view...Betty the owner, is sweet & accomodating, as is the staff. The proximity to the airport is annoying to some, but dramatic to watch. This is a no-frills accomodation, however, inexpensive bare-basics furnishings, no TV, radio or phone in the rooms. (A style make-over is in order) Be sure to ask for an air-conditioned room! Also, the service on the island in general is often slow & surly, unless you aim for the better (expensive) restaurant's and avoid the tourist traps.
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Description: Pleasant Beachfront Guest House, formerly governor's residence. This description is based on information provided by the B&B / inn.
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2 Vlaun Dr.
St. Maarten/St. Martin
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“Quiet Key West style charm, but....”
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May 5, 2003
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“Best week of our lives!”
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Dec 31, 2001
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If you want quiet, unassuming, spotless. If you do not need anything but a beautiful island and quiet place to be content. This is the place for you. The managers are friendly and helpful. If you need to be entertained. This is NOT the place for you. We loved it!
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“Perfect getaway”
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Oct 25, 2001
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The Horny Toad Guesthouse is the perfect getaway for couples that just want to enjoy each other. The accomodations are spotless and the innkeepers make you feel very at home. We just spent our first week there and plan on going back as often as possible. It is not for anyone wanting deluxe accomodations. It is for people wanting a get away. It is a great homebase for exploring the island. You feel as if you are sleeping on the beach! (Without the bugs and sand)
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