I'm going to try to be generous here, but I think I speak for a large contingent of the 52 people who stayed here for 4 days that this was lackluster in so many many ways.
We cannot blame the poor roads and the lack of infrastructure (making our journey from Kingston Airport in a minibus a full five hours at night) but regrettably, upon arrival, our weary bones were met with rock-hard beds, air conditioning that vascillated between freezing and non-functioning, half the rooms had the smallest televisions ever invented and the pillows were lumpy and stale (that fusty smell).
Breakfast is the meal to eat here, particularly if you like local food. Then go elsewhere. Not sure where, but do not waste your money here. The service is nice enough, but just to give you an example, we were served for our final farewell dinner the same pieces of (unheated) chicken from the lunch buffet - cold and with a wilted lettuce garnish. More than a dozen people pushed the fish away which was beyond "fishy" and off. Those, like me, who braved a mouthful spat it out somewhat indelicately. This is not a place you come to for the food nor the room.
What this eclectic place has is potential ... it is a vast property that has oodles of bizarre (and much of it tacky, such as the painted sofa - literally, someone threw pea green paint on a chaise and so it's all cracking now) art and a checkerboard theme throughout the property. It has a nice pool, it has beautiful open spaces. Great for a wedding, but hire in someone who can cook good food because it's not here. There is a beach not too far away, but things seem to just be somewhat tired ... around this entire area.
The staff were mixed. Personalities had been labotomised from the front desk, but bar staff were charming.
The road trip from hell to Montego Bay was what we ended up with after four days. I would not go back, but would like to hear that someone had given it a good refurbishment.
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