I have read several reviews of this resort now that we are back in the good 'ol USA. I wish I had read these reviews before we went, as we would have NEVER wasted the money!
We are not huge complainers, but 1 hour after arriving at the resort I was demanding to speak with the manager. What a mess.
Initial impressions mean a lot to me. And I have never been to the Caribbean and never paid to stay at an all-inclusive resort. What a huge disappointment.
We arrived mid-afternoon during a thunderstorm...approximately 2:30 PM. We travelled via a very shoddy bus/van (we were the only 4 on the bus) in which the A/C barely worked...and I swear we never went faster than 20 mph. What a long and awful trip. Do you know what it is like to be faced with a drive like that when you have been up since 3:30 AM and travelling all day? And then the guy wants to stop at a "rest area" so he can link up with his girlfriend. What!?
So, we get to the resort, it's pouring, and we are dumped at the front entrance where 30 people are waiting for their ride out of this "resort" and all their bags stacked up. We are taken to the general waiting area and offered fruit punch that doesn't arrive before someone "remembers" that we are Suite Concierge guests and should be waiting in a nice air conditioned room. We are brought there and told our room is still not ready. We are then walked over to the cafe near the waterslides for lunch. We are walking by the kids play area and such I am noting how run down everything looks. When we get to the cafe, there is a section that is undergoing renovation. We sit down, order food, and it is AWFUL. I ordered a burger that was thin, dried out, warm at best and tasted like goat. One bite and I was pissed. That was the last straw. We paid all this money for THIS!?
No one is there to help us find our way back to the Concierge Suite, so we wander around in the rain for a bit before we find it. I ask for the manager and wait, and wait, and wait. Finally he arrives and I tell him my concerns. He looks at me like I am some sort of spoiled American nut.
We are taken to our room, on the 3rd floor, which is supposed to be an Beachfront Honeymoon Suite. We can barely see the beach or the ocean due to the trees. And this room is in a building that borders the Couples Swept Away resort about 20 feet away. That evening, when attempting to go to bed, the live music at Couples starts. It sounds like the band is right in our room. Back on the phone with Concierge. They will get us a new room the next day. Meanwhile, the A/C unit is loud and leaks all over the floor.
I waste 1/2 of the following day arranging the room change. We have to re-pack all of our bags. We are moved to a 1st floor beachfront suite in the center of the resort. Better, but close to the Big Top area so we are serenaded to loud music and the like each night. Not to mention the creatures in the bushes and around the buildings that start screeching as soon as the sun goes down. They make such a racket you cannot even hear yourself think when you are out walking around, never mind trying to sleep. Oh yes, we spotted the occasional roach in the clothes drawers as well. Nice touch.
Overall, the service was poor, the food was not good (I lost some weight actually, and I am 5'10" 160 pounds as it is) and the resort could use some MAJOR sprucing up. I think that they forgot we were in a new room as we only got nightly turn down service twice the entire week, and our room was never cleaned up each day until 2 or 3 in the afternoon.
I never thought I would miss Burger King in the States, but Jamaica and Beaches Negril had me longing for a bacon double cheeseburger. Heck, I would have done anything for a piece of beef that wasn't overcooked and chewy. Yikes.
So, we dropped almost $6K on this resort. Not to mention the $3-$4K we paid for airfare just to get there. My advice, STAY AWAY!
This review is the subjective opinion of a TripAdvisor member and not of TripAdvisor LLC.
Would I recommend this hotel to my best friend?
no way!
I recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, Families with young children, Families with teenagers
I do not recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, People with disabilities, Older travelers, Great pool scene, Pet owners, Families with young children, Families with teenagers, Tourists
I selected this hotel as a top choice for:
Beach / Sun, Theme / Amusement park, Outdoor / Adventure, Great food / Wine