My now husband and I booked our trip thru apple vacations called a 5 apple square deal. We have gone out of country together 8 times. We have even done the 4 apple square deal before, but this one takes the cake. The whole experience for our honeymoon was horrible. The rooms were ok size, but we didn't have fitted sheets and every time you rolled over, the sheets came off. The bed, which was to twins pushed together to make a king were hard as a rock. I was tempted to sleep out on the balcony chairs. We could hear everything going on outside our room, the kids screaming, the maids yelling to each other every moring at 8am. mold and ants in the room, it was very unsanitary. We had to move rooms when we first got there our "honeymoon suite" was next to the tennis court and smelled like a sewer. The fan and airconditioning didn't work. When we moved the next rooms air conditioner would't shut off. As far as the toplessness, big deal we are in another country and you dont want tan lines guys. The spedo is just a horrible idea, but good for a laugh. We met really nice Canadian people and some European people. There were kids all over the place, and mind you they are cute, but I like a little quiet time. We found out after we got back that the week we were there and the week after was kids stay free. Dont get me wrong parents need vacations also, but why would Apple stick us on our honeymoon with kids free weekend is beond me. We wont be using them again. The pools were ok, but freezing. We saw staff pouring in buckets of ice at night, no wonder it never warmed up. The food was ok, but very repetitive and labels were wrong. The staff, I thought were very nice. I speak no spanish, but they tried to figure out what I was saying. They do need to learn mixed drinks a little better. Also they change the kegs around 1pm, so the beer is best then. They also say it is a 24 hour resort, not so because you can get no food after 10pm. I would not recommend this place unless you are to drunk to look at the rooms or have a family going with you. PS. Your neighbors can hear you when you pee in the bathroom and have sex. I heard our neighbors every morning on both counts, at least they had some good times. I would rate this a 3* hotel. Our apple 4* was a good 4*. I would't stay here if you paid me.


(10 votes) 
(27 votes)







