As you can see from my previous reviews; we've been very lucky over the years to experience some fantastic holidays and hence I’m always excited about sharing our great experiences with fellow travellers. Unfortunately, and with much regret, I can't say the same about the Colony Club...
Which is why this is a very detailed review, as we feel the hotel can improve their services. The management have been informed by all this and to this date we haven't heard anything back yet.
We normally never return to the same destination twice as there is so much to see in the world and not enough time. Even though the Sandy Lane was our first choice, we felt that as we met at the Colony Club 10 years ago; we ought to make an exception to this rule and return there for our celebrations. At the time the Colony Club was considered number 1 on the island and the service and surroundings were excellent, at least that’s how we remember it.
Our stay at the Colony Club was ok. Don't get me wrong, the location, pools and gardens are great, even our room was lovely.
The low points:
Our much anticipated arrival at the Colony Club was nothing if not absolutely awful!
There was no bell boy present, my husband went inside to try and find someone. Eventually he located a chap, and he begrudgingly come to the car, didn’t offer to help unload our luggage from our car rental, until we prompted him, to which he arrogantly told us “You can’t park your van here, go and park it in the car park!”, we looked at each other in disbelief wondering whether we might have misunderstood ( the accent can be a little tricky sometimes), our puzzled looks on our faces made him repeat the same sentence again. We don’t know what sort of training they received but we’ve never been addressed anywhere like this before! I told him we’d appreciate if he’d valet park the car instead, (not the van!) for us. This really surprised him and clearly ruffled his feathers.
We then made our way to the front desk, and at this point, still nobody had said “Welcome”, no cold towels or drink offered as you used to and most other hotels in Barbados do.
Five ladies were chatting amongst themselves at the front desk and we stood there for at least 30 seconds before anyone acknowledged us. I had our hotel voucher in my hands, luggage in tow; one would assume we were checking in. She looked at us and said “Yes?” Again another incredible thing to say to customers, we told her we were here to check in, and finally at this point one of her colleagues said “Welcome to the Colony Club!”. Hurray! Finally someone acknowledges us we thought, and I couldn’t resist commenting on that and saying that it was nice that finally someone said welcome after our arrival. Needless to say, judging by their faces, this didn’t go down well; Fiona told us abruptly to go and sit down in the living room and someone will come and see us. We sat there for another few minutes whilst the ladies were just chatting amongst themselves at the front desk. Fiona then came to us, didn’t welcome us at all or mention our names, let alone welcome us for our anniversary, she barely looked at us and proceeded about telling us all the hotel information she learned off by heart very well about the do’s and don’ts. Her whole demeanour was abrupt, arrogant, and rude. We asked several questions and eventually were told that our room wasn’t ready, no apology offered, and this stunned us at it was 4.30pm at this point and check in is foreseen at 3 pm. We had to wait another 20 minutes. At this point I asked if they no longer provided a welcome drink, she then instructed Kareen who came into the picture and kindly offered us some drinks with a lovely smile.
When the room was ready she handed over the keys to me looking at my husband and saying “I’ll give them to her as she’s clearly the boss.”!!!!!! This was unbelievable and totally unacceptable. At this point my husband asked to speak to a manager, and Kareen who introduced herself as the guest relations manager came to us. We explained everything that happened. She said she was sorry to hear about it and would send up a bottle of champagne to our room. This is a nice touch, but in all honesty we would have preferred to have a smooth, nice and friendly check in, no waiting and no stress. At this point I was ready to walk out and go somewhere else!
At the time of the booking last august, I asked to have a private and quiet room with direct pool access. When we were shown to our room (238), at first we were disappointed it was on the first floor so no direct pool access. The room looked nice, there was air conditioning and I started unpacking, then at 7 pm a band started playing right outside our window. So much for the quiet room… We called the front desk to find out if this was a regular feature and we were told yes 4 times a week till 11pm. As Kareen mentioned the hotel was fully booked, we thought it was pointless to ask to change rooms and besides I had fully unpacked and was too tired and stressed to get into another big discussion.
Then there were the inconsistencies with the housekeeping; the bed wasn’t made properly the first night (the end at the mattress where our feet were bare), no mattress protector either; which is highly unhygienic. I called housekeeping the next morning and asked to have the bed made properly with a mattress protector. This was never done. The dirty towels at night weren’t always taken away. Even in the morning some of the used towels were put back or not removed. Then, several days we found used foreign objects in our room; such as a dirty large knife by the bed, dirty cleaning cloth on the terrace, etc…
Out of the blue on day 3 we received chocolates by the bed at turndown, but then not the following night; again inconsistency.
The stairway to our room was dirty every day; the floors appeared never to get cleaned, dirty ear tips or tissues scattered on the floor, or a used old fridge, or mattresses or clear plastic bags full or rubbish were left in the corridors or stairway for everyone to see. We even saw a rat run from the terrace below our room to the next building, told security about it but they said that was normal! The pools, though beautifully designed, were let down by not being cleaned thoroughly and green moss growing on the walls in several areas, again not very hygienic.
We had high hopes for the food to be good, but on our first night my salad was ok and my husband's steak overcooked when he asked for rare. The first morning breakfast was nice and fresh however on all consecutive mornings the eggs Benedict were dry and items such as the hash browns appeared to have been there for hours. So needless to say eating at the hotel didn’t inspire us at all.
Finally the worst was a chicken Caesar salad my husband ordered at lunch time, to find that some of the chicken was RAW!!! We sent it back, no apology given at all, but “we’ll deduct it from your bill”. Of course, that was the least they could do!
Up until then we had decided not to say anything anymore as we were desperately trying to enjoy the rest of our holiday and not make a big deal out of it, but at this point we lost it and my husband insisted on talking to the general manager, but were met with Sophia, who listened to him, didn’t say much about it and then came to see us a few hours later with an invitation for dinner at the hotel. At this point eating at the hotel was the LAST thing we wanted and we had already a reservation at La Mer that evening anyway, so we declined.
Upon our return from the restaurant that night we found a bottle of “Laurent Perrier Rose” Champagne ( which happens to be our favourite) sitting on the desk with an amuse bouche desert inscribed with happy anniversary. This was really nice, albeit a couple of days late, but as you can see at this point we were beyond the point of caring. We did however thoroughly enjoy it whilst watching our last sunset in Barbados. Nevertheless, it’s a shame it had to come to that, because if the service had been consistent throughout, the souvenir of our 10 year anniversary would have been more memorable, whereas we sadly left having more negative feelings rather than positive ones.
The good points:
There is good news though; the best thing about our stay at your hotel was the concierge “Bernstein”. He was fabulous!!! We explained why we were in Barbados what we wanted to do and where we wanted to go for dinner and that we would love nice romantic table by the water, and he got us the best tables in all the restaurants, we were greeted like royalty wherever we went, congratulated for our anniversary everywhere, were given lovely artistic deserts and just had the best time every night! And that really is all thanks to him! It also showed us that friendly people and good service are possible in Barbados, just how we remembered it.
Every night there was " Happy Hour", with half price cocktails at sunset. We loved working our way through the huge cocktail list with the "BBC" being our favourite whilst watching spectacular sunsets , night after night!
At the end of the day it all comes down to expectations, and I guess not everyone’s expectations are the same as ours. When you pay to stay in a 5 star resort, with 5-star prices, we expect 5 star service and our experience was more 3-star compared with the many other places we have been lucky enough to stay at in the past.
We heard of several guests who love it there and are faithful customers and return year after year, and we also heard from other guests who felt the same as us, which in a way was nice to know we weren’t alone or that we weren’t “just being difficult”.
Our love affair with Barbados definitely continues, but we won’t be returning to the Colony Club and can’t really see ourselves recommending it to anyone in the future.









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