Having read the 2 reviews below, I and my partner could not agree more with them!
We all probably stayed at around the same time, as my partner and I got back 2 days ago and witnessed the same.
This place is far too quiet for anybody, if you want to travel 4000 miles to sit in a Caribbean library with a pool and ONE small bar surrounded by chavs and do nothing, then this is the place for you,
why do they travel this far and pay over the odds to sit on their backsides, pay £199 for Benidorm, bargain!!!
There is NO entertainment apart from watching the track suited bottomed, gold chained, baseball cap wearing brigade getting bladdered on the watered down beer, YES it is watered down as are the soft drinks, all you Stella and Kroni drinkers out there beware of the beer as it is like half a fosters mixed with lemonade and you would get drunk easier by drinking gone off apple juice.
The location is spectacular, with views that most resorts could dream of and like the two reviews below we looked at the pictures and rave reviews, but the views is all you are paying for as you will find out. You have to ask for drinks, if you are sitting in the quiet lobby area DO NOT expect staff to come along and fill you glass up, you don’t ASK you DON’T get in the resort, if you have stayed in other resorts you will know that this is not the norm as they would never leave your glass empty.
Sit perched at the bar and you will get drinks, more than 4 people and the bar is a tight squeeze, the drinks DO come in small cups for take away (similar size to a tea machine cup) and in small whisky type glasses for staying. Our advice is order soft drinks with no ice as they come out chilled anyway and with the ice you will get half a cup. There is no beach bar, so if you are like us and like to walk around on the beach swim in the sea then to get a drink you will have to walk up a series of steps, through reception, up another load of steps weave in and out of the gold chains and baseball caps and eventually to the bar, then get your drink and walk back down, by the time you get back you probably finished the drink. .
I suggest going onto the valley church beach or the beach round the other side of the Fryers beach, these two are deserted and much better (well worth the extra walk)
The main beach is not very good due to some coral which limits some access and is infested with dodgy tour reps selling you catamaran trips, one guy called “Wesley” will even go into the resort bar area unapproached and hassle the guests while they sit and drink at the bar, we was amazed the hotel let this happen ? Book trips with the hotel you will get your money back if you cant make the trip .
The FOOD !!!!
Normally you would think to make the most of your holiday being all inclusive, WRONG here they make the most of YOU being all inclusive. The ala carte portions are tiny (see pictures), you get about 3 starters 3 mains and 3 deserts to choose from, and they are all small, you get a big plate with a bit of food in the middle,you can order other food on the right hand side of the menu but you have to pay, ironically we saw a couple who ordered off the menu and they got a lobster meal which looked more the ticket, but you have to pay 18.50 USD for it, now you can see what I am talking about ?
The buffet is so small and is cramped into a small corner, where the guests line up quietly with their plates like school dinners. We called it the buffet bundle as they did not top up the food much, and once it went it was not replaced much, there was a chef at the end of the buffet who would ready cook some meat (normally fish) who im my opinion was there to regulate the portions,as I asked for two peices (small fillets) of sea trout and she said no as only enough for one per guest !!
Our advice is that you use the breakfast and lunch buffets to fill yourself up as the Ala Carte would struggle to feed anybody , the earlyer you get to the buffets the better as you get the best choice of food, I would also book your table early as well as you seem to get the better service. If you sit in an area with male waiters, you are in luck, if female I am sorry to say they did not look interested and the male waiters were friendly and kind ,they were not. (thanks to Sheddi,Rennie,and Jermaine)
The rooms carry a good view ,the sea view have no air con and the fan is OK ,but this will not deter the Mossy’s, the seafront have aircon and some have plunge pools that carry a closer view to the sea (please note you cannot enter the sea from your seafront room unless you're Eddie the eagle and want to jump) . The shower areas get flooded as there is a small lip to pool the water, however this is not enough and your shower area will be very wet and slippy, also in our room (14) we had two single beds pushed together and then dressed like a double.
The courtesy room was a dump, not cleaned out for a very long time, the shower head produced two drips of spray, it was not a room, it was a hut made out of cane and reeds (YES IT WAS)
We did a lot of trips, and we saw Antigua and how nice it is which we recommend as this saved our holiday, in the end we used Cocobay as place to eat,drink,and sleep and was happy to leave.
I will be posting some videos for the more positive side of Coco Bay
We will be going to Galley Bay next time we visit Antigua, do not take the risk with this resort !