My husband & I just returned from our vacation at the Grand Pineapple. After reading the reviews for the last 2 months I could not wait to see it for myself.
Most of the reviews were very accurate Then you have the few who complained about the birds in the restaurant or the less then friendly help or the food.
Well the birds are about as big as your thumb and pretty cute as a matter of fact. The only slight problem occured when the table was unoccupied for a time and there was food on it. The birds would not go near a table if someone was sitting there. We're not talking about an Alfred Hitchcock movie, we're talking about a few tiny birds. As for the less then friendly people, we found that they treated us as we treated them. Say a kind word and receive one in return. I found them very friendly. I injured my foot before we left N.Y. and they were most accomodating and caring. I booked an ocean view room and was a little skeptical about the steps (there are many) and they offered to give me a beach front room but the views from the ocean view room were gorgeous & the room was a bit more up to date. Some rooms are in need of a makeover but ours was very nice. The food, well if you want 5 star go to a 5 star resort ,but I would still give it an above average rating. Most meals were great some were average. The soups were incredible. I'd say out of our 21 meals (breakfast, lunch & dinner) maybe 2 or 3 were not so good. The chicken & ribs were worth the 5lbs I lost climbing up to The Outhouse (on crutches). The tropical drinks were not so good, they used a mix I think instead of the real thing. The picturesque setting screams for something in a coconut or pineapple but there were none to be found. The beach was absolutely perfect, white sand, turquiose water. Even the water and air temperature were perfect. Nice breeze all the time.
My husband and I found the whole experience very relaxing and enjoyable and would go back in a heartbeat



