We have just returned from Coconut Beach, after reading all the great reviews , I cannot believe we were staying at the same resort ! .
We had a booked a Junior Suite, which was more like a 1star bedsit. The room was smelt of damp, was dingy, the blankets had huge rips in , the kitchen units were all damaged and looked at least 20 years old. The bathroom was horrible and dated, the towels stained and a nasty washed out peachy/grey colour.
The only nice thing was the room was about 20 steps onto the beach. Which was good as you needed to be up by 7.00am to reserve a lounger!! The standard of cleaning was very poor and the room was full of mosquitos dead and alive!
The food quality and choice was terrible, apart from the a la carte dinners which were a bit hit and miss, Lobster ( supplement payable was very good). The beach front restaurant served breakfast and lunch, it had long rows of tables which had to be shared , not at all the romantic break we had planned.
Lunch was served at 12.30 but unfortunatey was barely warm by 1.00pm, the choice was very limited and the service surly.
Dinner BBQ consisted of reheated chicken from lunch, and fish which was unidentifiable by the chef ! A la carte menu consisted of just 3 or main choices, with steak ( like shoe leather), or lobster available at a supplement of $18!
The bar area was small and the seating filthy , not enough seats for the guests, just 4 tables with a few chairs. The drinks available were limited and cocktails basically sugar syrup and rum.
The telephones were out of use in the room for our entire stay and all calls had to be made from the front desk.
To be fair the front desk staff and Clifton the restaurant manager were charming and helpful and tried to get things right, the rest of the staff definately had an attitude problem, often rude ignoring us , breakfast was the worst often waiting 50 minutes for tea and toast which sometimes arrived often did not !
Do not go here if you are looking for a relaxing , romantic break save your money and go somewhere else! Having stayed in the caribbean over 30 times, we know the service can be slow, and rooms a little basic, this was definately one of the worst hotels we have ever stayed in, So much for it being a Virgin Flagship !
After 5 days we managed to escape to an apartment at the Suites at Jolly Beach which was absolutely lovely. All though self catering, fully equiped with everything you could need.
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Would I recommend this hotel to my best friend?
no way!
I recommend this hotel for:
An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Tourists
I do not recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, People with disabilities, Older travelers, Great pool scene, Pet owners, Families with young children, Families with teenagers, Tourists
I selected this hotel as a top choice for:
Beach / Sun, Great food / Wine