I may be dating myself here but her goes...can't you picture them with that eye block effect like the old Mccall's fashion don'ts..

Just don't make eye contact and maybe they'll go away!

"Ssscuse me while I whip this out..."

Thats true withrespect, when I was in Antigua (Most of the tourists are european) and they were everywhere. My favourite are the banana hammock with the thonger in the back! Now thats sweet! lol

Grape smugglers are my next favorite.

Grape smugglers! lol

How funny, this entire thread is refreshing. haha

A well needed laugh, thanks!

I saw a guy last week in Ochie that had no rear end and was soooo skinny and that the string in the back kept slipping to the side. There are some things in life that I just don't ever need to see. That was one of them. {{{shudder}}}

Rolling on the floor laughing my banana hammock off...

Oh, wait... I don't have a banana or grapes or the likes for a banana hammock...

I better go change outfits... cause I am certainly laughing someones banana hammock off...

budgie smugglers, d*ck togs??? Oh my goodness...For giggles I googled the topic. Below is what I found ;-)

speedo, which takes its name from the swimsuit brand Speedo, may refer to any briefs-style male swimsuit such as those used in competitive swimming, regardless of the actual manufacturer (see genericized trademark). Such garments are otherwise also referred to as competition briefs, swim briefs, posing briefs, banana hammocks, budgie smugglers, d*ck togs or racing briefs. The term is most common in Australian English but is also widely used in other English-speaking countries.

Like the underwear briefs, speedos feature a "V-shape" front and solid back providing form-fitting coverage. They are typically worn below the lower waist. They are secured by a drawstring and thin banding at the upper thighs. Most speedos are made of a nylon and lycra/spandex composite. Suits commonly have an elastic front lining made of similar fabric and are secured around the waist with a cord draw string

At least finally somebody has come up with a fashion faux pau that makes the MALE look like an idiot.

I would guess that in order to wear one of these, the wearer must be "challanged" in that dept in order to keep it on/in.