Yeah you definitely can't do it. I appreciate KDK's good sense of humour and I assume everyone understood it was a joke.

However, I just wanted to be clear in case others were unsure. Sometimes in the medium of internet chat, it is hard to tell when someone is serious or not. So I felt led to make it clear that public drinking is illegal and would get you arrested, not to mention the other bad things that it could lead to.

Have the swizzles in a bar or restaurant, then catch a taxi to wherever you're going....