First I'd like to explain why my GP is here on earth. To help me live as long as possible while making my life as bland and pointless as possible..... I mean, how can I have SO much of something when I don't know what...it is (cholesterol). But apparently, it's no more fat, no more bacon (I mean are you serious?! Why not just cut my wossnames off?), no full cream milk, no fun no joy..... I couldn't go on....
Luckily, Mein Hostess with the Hostess - Ren to the Rescue!! Ren, her hens and her amazing, friendly and expert team never fail. They've got goodies for everyone, even middle aged old farts who aren't allowed to have fun anymore. Their skim milk coffees are as good as their fatmilk ones, and the Vegetarian Turkish comes perilously close to making me entertain the idea that there might (a big might I grant you) be a life worth having after bacon (Somewhere a chubby baconer swoons with relief...).
So if you're plagued by a well meaning GP who is determined to ruin your life for your own good, get in there and see Ren and the crew, and live again my friends....More