We had one of the most uncomfortable plane journeys of my life! I've concluded that if you book through Portland Direct, say no to "extras" ie paying to sit together, in flight meals (they always smell like dog food) etc, as a penance, you are given the seats in front of the lavatory! We paid to upgrade to extra legroom... more

I only stayed for 4 days but everything was great. The receptionist staff were helpful, the food was really good and it is right on the beach. The room was really nice as well. I would definitely recommend this hotel to others. more

This is a really good hotel for couples looking for value, excellent food, a quiet location and easy transport to Arrecife and the airport. The rooms are of a good standard, well insulated for sound and everything in our room worked properly. The buffet meals are fantastic - great choice of dishes including lots of fish. We stayed for a... more

Reception staff were notably efficient and friendly both at check-in and check-out. Similarly the restaurant staff were cheerfully helpful. Rooms and public areas were always clean although the bathrooms could do with modernising. Room fridge supplied free of charge, safe charged. Room TV provided- mainly German language programmes.Extensive choice in restaurant buffet with a chef on hand at both breakfast... more

We stayed in the hotel over the New Year period and had a most enjoyable stay. On arrival the receptionist was very pleasant and informative about the area and the hotel. The rooms were very clean and well presented. All the staff (maids, bars and pool) were very friendly. The food in the restaurant (we were half board) was exceptional,... more

We stayed at La Geria for two weeks in December and were disappointed. My wife and I have stayed here twice before and will not be returning to this hotel. The rooms and hotel itself are excellent very clean with beds changed every other day and fresh towels daily. The entertainment was very poor with only one person on the... more

Over many years my husband and I have had some wonderful holidays to many different destinations but this hotel made our holiday to Lanzarote absolutely blissful. The hotel is perfectly positioned close to the beach which we love and although only a brief taxi journey from the airport, aircraft noise didn't bother us at all as the planes seem to... more

I wonder if I am staying at the same hotel that some people write and complain about at times. The hotel is set in lovely grounds with palm tree you get get shade from or not. The sun beds are plentyfull, you even get full lenght cushions to go on the beds. The place always has been 85%Germans and 15%... more

first of all we were delayed five hours.when we checked in we were tired.got in to the room it was like walking into a sauna.we thought the air conditioning was off.we turned it on and left the room to get our dinner.we arrived back in at 12 and the room was still a sauna.the next day we informed reception they... more