Well I knew it wasn't the Ritz seeing as I booked this hotel valentines weekend for an overnite stay. I get in 9pm to a room a resevered 2 days in advance and the clerk asks would i mind switching my king size room for two double beds. I'm tall so that wasnt an option. Anyway so it's a standard room the tv was actually pretty big so that was an unexpected bonus. It was clean, nothing to fancy but again it was only 50 bucks so who am i to complain. As I prepare to go to bwd i pull back my covers and find a red stain. Luckily not blood but still unpleasant to see food stains in your "clean bed." I lift up the pillow case and find a sausage. I'm assuming the last people hear had pizza but WAIT that means no one cleaned the bed then....

Fast forward to this morning... It's only fitting that in a Bible-oriented city (Lynchburg) my shower would be only "hot and cold" no in between. The hot water really works, trust me! After a shower which was shorter than I... more