Our welcome to the Piramides was a screaming girl in reception telling an elderly couple that her boyfriend had been "stabbed in the eyes" and that she needed €200 to pay for medical expenses. A con i thought, but anyway not the most pleasant of welcomes to the hotel. Eventually we got our room key (after a 30 min wait... more

arrived on the friday apt furniture covered in dust but towels n beds clean table n chairs on balconey looked like they came off a building site so dirty, next time we got clean towels was tue when sheets were changed also got clean towels again thurs apt was never swept or mopped that week,, swimming pool had tiles missing... more

We travelled to Playa De Las Americas in October 2007. I was not expecting the Ritz for the price we paid. This hotel apart from it's drab appearance was acceptable. The room was basic but the cleaning could have been of a higher standard, for instance there was a blob of vaseline on the bed head and it wasn't put... more

This is undoubtedly the worst hotel I've every stayed in.....BUT, I have somehow developed a soft spot for it. There is no point in listing its faults because it's closing in a few weeks for a badly needed refurbishment. So I'll just list the good points: first, location is great. It's in a quiet cul-de-sac so you can lounge around... more

The flight to Tenerife, we were packed in like sardines and also that those wise enough not to have chosen airplane meals were punished by being seated to the rear of the plane. On arrival at the Hotel it all looks so glamorous however this is deceptive. While the lobby is all spotless the rooms certainly are not. Floors not... more

These apartments are basic but in fantastic loacation, a five minute walk from Veronicas. Rooms can get very hot though as there is no air con and the fans you can rent only bloew hot air but for the price you pay you cant really complain, plus who goes to las americas to stay in the apartments all day??? Small... more

have to say they were the worst apartments i ever stayed at not even clean and less than basic more

dont expect anything other than a poor stay. location is ok, but expect to be wakened every morning around 3-5 am with people coming back drunk. many rooms have been broken into - you can tell that by replaced doors and locks. not clean and teh beds are terrible with springs attacking you from every angle. if you expect the... more

This was my first holiday away with friends - so I wasn't really expecting much. We didn't pay a lot ..Just wanted a fun, boozy week away. Hell did we choose the right place! :) The hotel itself is okay. Nothing to brag about really - but hey what do you expect from a 2/3*? The rooms are small (didnt... more