It wiz a nite, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my god it really wiz such a nite of pure superb entertainment 1st class. yes! i had the pleasure of experiencing as it says oan his juke box "SCOTLANDS OWN ROCK N ROLL STAR JESSE GARRON" i was staying at the McLAREN HOTEL in down town brodick i don't know if you have experienced the... more

Avoid like the plague. Dirty, dirty dirty. The clientele leave a bit to be desired. Just not a pleasant experience. AVOID. more

stuff uz the maclaren hotel is great place amazin nite oot great fun and should always be there 10/10 for me more

I have just recently returned home from staying at the Mclaren. I was there with 13 other guys on a golf weekend. The Hotel was everything i would have hoped for in a hotel of it's price range. We had booked 6 twin rooms and 2 single rooms, and I there wasn't a single complaint about the room conditions from... more

I cannot believe this place is allowed to trade - the local tourist authoities (and HSE) should be ashamed. The place is filthy, from the bedrooms to the public areas. God only knows what the litchen areas must be like. The chef from Dubai/France/London looks like a bouncer and cooks like one too! Breakfast was disgusting - cheap ingredients and... more

at £60 a night i expect few things : Clean, Friendly, Good Breakfast... well, the fact i had to clean the bath myself wasnt a great start and the fact i had to go down and ask for a bath plug as well (which they aid they'd have to get the plummer in for, i said id go to the... more

Old comes to mind, and mould. The rooms haven't seen any TLC in a long time, and a proper clean wouldn't go amiss. The bedsheets had fag burns and the en-suite was a dire affair from the 70's. Then to top it all off the room above had the tv on very loud, not quite covering the sounds of sex.... more

Stayed one night. Location is good, but rooms were very basic. Shower was old with mold. Breakfast was awful! more

Our room was directly above the kitchen and therefore always filled with fumes and noise. The linen had staines, the shower was a ridiculous box and everything was very old with the last renovation a long time ago. It would have been ok if the price somehow corresponded to the comfort, but we saw a lot of cheaper B&Bs in... more