My husband and I decided to stay at Schrute Farms for our fifth anniversary. We were seeking a rustic and unusual location, and this B & B definitely fit the bill. The location was lovely, the room (Irrigation Room), quaint and kitschy...warning: the 2nd valve near the nightstand is HOT. We found the owner, Dwight, to be very helpful (maybe... more

I was traveling to Nashua to meet with my company's branch there, and chose this fine establishment based on all the wonderful reviews here on Trip Advisor. I was very please with my stay except for the fact that there was poop on the floors of most every room. I chose to stay in the irrigation room and that one... more

I had a meeting with a Mr Bob Packard, he suggested we meet near Scranton so I decided to stay at Shrute farms. The stay was wonderful, When i arrived I have a funny looking hairy man take my bags (i think his name was Mose). He got me all set up in my own personal coffin. By the way... more

The Beet Slaw was delicious but I found a lug nut in it. Mr. Schrute told me that was it was a prize and entitled me to a Priority Appointment (you can sign up for bathroom time). I woke up in the middle of the night and found Mose putting a pair of my socks on his hands. But the... more

My wife and I were planning our wedding and found this small 60 acre beet farm off the main road. After passing a manufactured-home park and amish cemetery, you will find this hidden treasure. For a small fee, Schrute Farms will handle all the decorations, the red wedding cake (made from beets), and anything else you desire. A farm laborer/Justice... more

Fact: I arrived with high expectations. Fact: My expectations were exceeded. From the beet wine to the deep beet root massge and hand stuffed mohair mattresses, this was a 5-star weekend all the way. We highly recommend participating in Dwight's safety course (Lacawana County Volunteer Sheriff Deputy's Tips for Citizens), or learning outdoor survival skills(I had no idea that brown... more

Ok I’ll admit it, the sounds during the night weirded me out and I didn’t really understand what they meant by wireless but, other than the outhouse under the porch, we had a good time. As others have said, it is hard to find, and don’t even think about using your GPS. I couldn’t find the place on the unit... more

As a family with 3 young children, we decided to show our family a Labor Day weekend to remember. Despite normally trying to schedule some sort of beach activity, we drove inland, to Honesdale. The Schrute Farms B&B was the perfect place! The kids were a bit weirded out by the irrigation room, and Mose was, well.....odd, but by our... more

Truly a life altering experience, though not in a good way. My wife and I thought we would "beet" all the other vacationers by going someplace different for Memorial Day. We figured the kids could learn a few things and have some time and space to just run around, and we could avoid the usual packed vacation spots. Well, at... more