Have you been naughty? Do you feel you need to be punished? If so, them maybe this is the spa for you. The treatments tend to involve sitting naked in one of a line of dodgy looking baths in what looks like the worlds largest gents urinal. The one where Igor the Attendant directed a hose at me while the other (naked) inmates looked on was the last straw for me. The swimming pool was dirty and small. Folks here tend to just stand in the pool rather than swim. The sauna was also rather small and not fully operational while we were there.
Maybe you enjoy a foreign dining experience? Well this is about as foreign as it gets. You have to order your dinner for tomorrow night from a list at breakfast the day before. So how, you ask, are you to get dinner on your first night? You don't. And you must finish eating and leave the dining hall 7:30 pm.
All the staff were consistently rude and unhelpful.
They just don't seem to have got the idea here.
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