This hotel makes up for being a little run down by having the best service I've had in a long while. Its happy and friendly staff are only too willing to assist you in anyway they can. We had dinner, bed and breakfast at the hotel and both meals were excellent. Some traditional Scottish food with plenty of other choices.... more

This Hotel is Scottish Charm at its Best! 28th April 2007 - A Wedding to rave about, all thanks to the amazing staff at the Birnam House Hotel The hotel was completely full on the weekend of our wedding - our family and friends had the most amazing time. the Hotel staff were in no way phased with servicing a... more

We had a long weekend at this hotel and yes -it is a bit worn and rightly shows its age BUT it was comfortable, with real and friendly staff. The food was excellent ,wines reasonable, our room was the biggest I have seen or stayed in. Some of your reviews had left me wondering if I made a mistake in... more

My wife and I spent an afternoon and evening here at a meeting and the very bad recent reviews are much exaggerated. The hotel is a splendid building albeit certainly in need of more restoration but it has style and a friendly atmosphere. The spacious room on the third floor was clean if in need of some re-decoration, the bed... more

what a wounderful place this could be, if only it was clean , a dirty little hovel to say the least , and an almost aggresive attitude from the tiny receptionist , and foul language from an angry scotsman in the background. more

Have just come back from this hell hole! First offered a room on third floor, Decoration was pre 1990, dirty carpet, mouldy mirror, pillows were sheets folded into a pillow case, mattress was 3 inches thick, non of the furniture matched, cracked sink, no shower just a plastic shower attachment to the taps. It was so dark we turned the... more

Upon entering, the surly woman behind the counter was not at all welcoming. The TV had no remote, and would not work at all. Another TV was brought in, which was filthy, and could not receive BBC1, and again had no remote "as the remotes keep going missing" , err, how about buying new ones then? The chap who brought... more

Attended for a wedding reception. The function room was OK and large, but the hotel room was awful. The bathroom was disgraceful. Overall the hotel is in need of a lot of TLC. I believe that they are decorating and not too soon! Breakfast was uninviting, although the service was fine. Cannot really say anything positive about my one night... more

Stayed here for one night when attending a wedding. Room on the third floor was probably the worst room I have ever stayed in. It was dingy, smelly and uninviting. The bathroom was a disgrace with a bath with a rubber tubing to attach to the taps to make into a shower which meant you had to kneel in the... more