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The Portmann Hotel

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42 Portland Road, Kilmarnock KA1 2DL, Scotland
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The Portmann Hotel
Ranked #9 of 11 Kilmarnock B&B and Inns
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  • Location
    3.5 of 5 stars
  • Sleep Quality
    1.5 of 5 stars
  • Rooms
    1.5 of 5 stars
  • Service
    3.5 of 5 stars
  • Value
    3.5 of 5 stars
  • Cleanliness
    3 of 5 stars
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Ayr, United Kingdom
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13 reviews 13 reviews
8 hotel reviews
28 helpful votes 28 helpful votes
3 of 5 stars Reviewed July 18, 2014

I don't really think of the Portman as a hotel (just a pub with a function suite) and wouldn't consider actually staying here but for a cheap pub lunch in a beer garden with a playpark on a sunny day, it's ideal. The food is decent pub grub. I had a sweet chili chicken wrap that came with chips &... More

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Chicago, Illinois, United States
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3 of 5 stars Reviewed July 13, 2014

I stayed here on a Saturday.night for quite cheap. Think of it as a hostel next to a disco and you'll be pleased. I stayed in room 1 & it's apparently been redecorated since previous reviews, but very simply in Ikea. Dont know how long it will last. Clean, but stains here and there. Absolutely enormous en suite bath. Great... More

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Olympia, Washington
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4 of 5 stars Reviewed July 12, 2014

I would describe the Portmann as a pub first, and a hotel as an after thought. Everyone that worked there was very nice. Our room was clean, and after the pub closed down at 11pm it was very quiet. We were served a nice light breakfast of coffee, fruit, yogurt and toast. We were able to drive to the Prestwick... More

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Irvine, United Kingdom
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258 reviews 258 reviews
35 hotel reviews
116 helpful votes 116 helpful votes
3 of 5 stars Reviewed January 28, 2014

We visited here on Tuesday for a lunch and it was decent. They do buy one get one free at lunch time and have 6 or 7 main courses to choose from as well as burgers and baked potatoes. They are all priced at under £6 so its basically £3 and throw in a juice for £1.20 and you can't... More

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glasgow
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2 helpful votes 2 helpful votes
1 of 5 stars Reviewed April 22, 2012

me and my boyfriend stayed here it was un clean the staff were rude and apparently don't know what a smile is i found a screw in our room that i nearly stood on the room was horribly decorated and apparently hasn't seen soapy water ever the bathroom was a disgrace everything was shut down stairs in the morning so... More

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London, United Kingdom
2 reviews
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1 of 5 stars Reviewed December 21, 2011

This hotel is the very worst hotel (if you can call it that) I have ever been to. A friend (who is not going to be after this horrible experience) booked this for me as I was visiting him on a business trip. This very poor excuse for a hotel is dirty and there was not even a working TV... More

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25 hotel reviews
51 helpful votes 51 helpful votes
4 of 5 stars Reviewed February 11, 2011

i have read the previous reports and cant comment as did not stay. I recently used function suite for a funeral tea. Karen the manager was very helpfull as were her staff, the food was very good, good value and the room was laid out very well for the occassion. there is a lot of work being done to renovate... More

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36 reviews 36 reviews
19 hotel reviews
151 helpful votes 151 helpful votes
1 of 5 stars Reviewed September 8, 2010

Husband travelled back to his home town for a funeral and stayed here for two nights, Our daughter and I joined him there for the third night. The room we had (No 4) is a smoking room though we didn't know this when we booked, it is smelly because of this. My husband joked even the spiders had smoker's coughs... More

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24 reviews 24 reviews
17 hotel reviews
22 helpful votes 22 helpful votes
2 of 5 stars Reviewed August 29, 2009

The positives: Wonderful, friendly staff and good breakfast. Also very near to town centre. Negatives: noisy rooms above local bar with loud karaoke and drunken guests. No curtains on windows, ripped wallpaper, dark walls. Needs a lot of improvement!!!!!

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Address: 42 Portland Road, Kilmarnock KA1 2DL, Scotland
Location: United Kingdom > Scotland > Ayrshire > East Ayrshire > Kilmarnock
Also Known As:
The Portmann Hotel Kilmarnock, Scotland

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