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Horny Toad Guest House

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Average price*: $107 (year-round)

TripAdvisor Traveler Reviews

TripAdvisor Traveler Rating: 4 of 5 stars Based on 14 traveler reviews
  • What to Expect:
    • 4 based on 7 reviews Rooms
    • 4 based on 7 reviews Service
    • 4 based on 7 reviews Value
    • 4 based on 7 reviews Cleanliness
  • Recommended For:
    • 60% based on 7 reviews Older travelers
    • 50% based on 7 reviews An amazing honeymoon
    • 50% based on 7 reviews Families with teenagers
    • 40% based on 7 reviews Young singles
    • 40% based on 7 reviews Families with young children

Reviews of Horny Toad Guest House

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5 of 5 stars
Franklinton North Carolina
Dec 8, 2003
8/8 found this review helpful

My husband and I just returned from our fifth stay at the Horny Toad and already have our reservations for next year. We always enjoy "Turkey Day" on the beach -- the owner Betty cooks the turkey, stuffing and a fabulous cranberry/orange relish and the other guests fix the other accompaniments. The Horny Toad is a quiet, private guest house... more

May 5, 2003
14/15 found this review helpful

The beach of the Caribbean is 40 paces from your semi-private porch. Most rooms face the sea with generous sliding glass doors, giving you a sweeping view...Betty the owner, is sweet & accomodating, as is the staff. The proximity to the airport is annoying to some, but dramatic to watch. This is a no-frills accomodation, however, inexpensive bare-basics furnishings, no... more

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5 of 5 stars
A TripAdvisor Member
Dec 31, 2001
12/14 found this review helpful

If you want quiet, unassuming, spotless. If you do not need anything but a beautiful island and quiet place to be content. This is the place for you. The managers are friendly and helpful. If you need to be entertained. This is NOT the place for you. We loved it! more

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5 of 5 stars
A TripAdvisor Member
Oct 25, 2001
15/16 found this review helpful

The Horny Toad Guesthouse is the perfect getaway for couples that just want to enjoy each other. The accomodations are spotless and the innkeepers make you feel very at home. We just spent our first week there and plan on going back as often as possible. It is not for anyone wanting deluxe accomodations. It is for people wanting a... more

Reviews of Horny Toad Guest House

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2 Vlaun Dr., St. Maarten/St. Martin