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The Horny Toad Guesthouse

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2 Vlaun Dr., Simpson Bay, St Maarten-St Martin
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  • Location
    4.5 of 5 stars
  • Sleep Quality
    4.5 of 5 stars
  • Rooms
    4.5 of 5 stars
  • Service
    4.5 of 5 stars
  • Value
    4.5 of 5 stars
  • Cleanliness
    4.5 of 5 stars
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Kralendijk, Bonaire
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4 reviews 4 reviews
4 of 5 stars Reviewed 3 days ago NEW

Maby a bit out-dated but location and very friendly mrs. Betty, made our stay here wonderfull. THE appartement was very clean, THE bed extremely Large, everything was there. On THE balcony two chairs and beachbeds. THE property was closed by a fench wich made us feel secure! Next time on st. Maarten we Will choose again THE Horny toad guesthouse.

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Concord, NH
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5 of 5 stars Reviewed March 29, 2015

My husband and I traveled to St. Maarten for the first time for a Christmas vacation. While the travel getting there was terrible - American Airlines at Miami airport was such a chaotic nightmare we missed our flight despite arriving to the airport in plenty of time for an international flight. But that's for another review, save to say we... More 

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Morris Plains
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5 of 5 stars Reviewed March 25, 2015

Just returned from a wonderful time at The Horny Toad Guesthouse. Betty and Phil make you feel so welcome. They even provided us and the other guests with a corned beef and cabbage dinner for St. Patrick's Day. The beach there is fabulous. Just a few a few steps to the ocean. The room was clean and comfortable. The views... More 

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5 of 5 stars Reviewed March 24, 2015

Betty and Phil provided a nice stay in Sint Maarten for us the room was clean and comfortable. We also had a great Saint Patrick's day meal with very pleasant company. The staff did a great job of maintaining the room as well as the grounds. Would recommend this to my friends.

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Minneapolis, Minnesota
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7 helpful votes 7 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed February 19, 2015

We just returned from another great vacation in St. Maarten. The best thing about going there is our time staying at The Horny Toad. It's so relaxing & comfortable there - Betty & Phil are always so happy to see their guests & they make the stay there so enjoyable. The staff is the very best & have been with... More 

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Boise, Idaho
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5 helpful votes 5 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed January 26, 2015

I fell in love with this hotel! I prefer staying in locally-owned/managed hotels when I travel...providing more personalized service. A great way to get to know the locals and the culture. Who knows your destination better than a local? It is a small, friendly, cozy yet secure hotel located off the main drag and right on Simpson Bay.Perfect location for... More 

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MOORESVILLE
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3 of 5 stars Reviewed January 8, 2015 via mobile

Pros: Nice beach and beach front access Security Close to stores and restaurants Spacious (Room 7) Well-equipped kitchen Clean Cons: Airplane noise Very low toilet Open shower Cheap furniture Poor internet connection Poorly functioning air conditioner Old and outdated We will not stay here again. Remember, you get what you pay for. If you want luxurious accommodations, this is not... More 

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La Grange
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3 reviews 3 reviews
3 helpful votes 3 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed January 4, 2015

The Horny Toad Guesthouse is a small white guesthouse right on the beach. The location is a fantastic location to see ship traffic and the lights of the town. It is in walking distance of restaurants, etc. even though most people rent a car. The owners are fantastic. The staff is equally as fantastic. The rooms are immaculate with daily... More 

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Saint Louis, Missouri
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4 helpful votes 4 helpful votes
4 of 5 stars Reviewed December 9, 2014

We had the best time at the Horny Toad Guesthouse. We had room #6 which is right on the beach. You literally walk out of your room and your feet hit the sand in one step. There was a separate living room and a bedroom. The bathroom was kind of weird because it was not a room at all, but... More 

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Saint Johnsbury, Vermont
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5 of 5 stars Reviewed December 1, 2014

We are still here at The Horny Toad Guesthouse and we would not think of staying anywhere else on St. Martin. Each of the eight units is different but all units include a kitchen and sitting area. Each has a king bed. This is not a resort, just a perfect place for a single or couples who do not need... More 

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