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Address: 527 Wisconsin Dells Pkwy., Wisconsin Dells, WI 53965
Phone Number: (608) 254-6700
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Best way to waste $5

We were curious about this attraction and because the cost was only $5 per person and it was raining we thought why not. I would not go back there again even if it was free. The... read more

1 of 5 starsReviewed August 28, 2015
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Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin
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Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin
2 reviews
1 of 5 stars Reviewed August 28, 2015 NEW

We were curious about this attraction and because the cost was only $5 per person and it was raining we thought why not. I would not go back there again even if it was free. The only exciting part of the attraction was the “documentation tunnel” that made you so dizzy you wanted to puke. The rest of it was... More 

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1 of 5 stars Reviewed August 27, 2015 NEW

It took all of 5 minutes to get thru the self guided tour. It was $5 a person and they milk it for all its worth by trying to get another $20 out of you by taking your picture at the entrance.

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Winnipeg, Canada
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3 of 5 stars Reviewed August 23, 2015 NEW

For $5 this was hands down the best deal in the Dells. We went late at night just before it closed and the kids were happily freaked right out. Everything is upside down, nothing really makes sense, in a cheesy sort of way and the gags were loud and made everyone jump! It's not Disney but it's not priced that... More 

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Watertown, Wisconsin
2 reviews
1 of 5 stars Reviewed August 23, 2015 NEW

My family has seen this building for years and always wanted to see what it was about. Well now it $5 a person so we said of course. It was a waste of money and time. You just walk through the white house upside down. Wish there was more to look at. One spot was so dark, there was a... More 

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Tinley Park, Illinois
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6 reviews
4 attraction reviews
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1 of 5 stars Reviewed August 23, 2015 NEW

We were not expecting much for $5.00 a ticket, but it was worse than we could have imagined. Basically it was furniture nailed to the ceiling. That is all. No story line. No mystery to solve. Save the money for ice cream.

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1 of 5 stars Reviewed August 22, 2015 NEW

Definitely not worth $5 a person..all you do is walk through a building with furniture bolted on to the ceiling. I suggest not going

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Palos Hills, Illinois
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1 of 5 stars Reviewed August 22, 2015 NEW

Do not waste your money. It looks really cool from the outside, but beware...never judge a book, or in this case, an attraction by it's cover. No story line, everything looked staged and fake. No guides or anything interactive.

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Hampstead, Maryland
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common_n_attraction_reviews_1bd8 3 helpful votes
2 of 5 stars Reviewed August 22, 2015 NEW

It was only $5 so if you have absolutely nothing to do or need to fill 10 minutes of your trip maybe do this. DO NOT pay more than the $5 its definitely not worth more. Its a very short walk threw with fake furniture stuck to the ceiling. The floors were also lopsided which threw off my equilibrium a... More 

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Bellingham, Washington
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2 of 5 stars Reviewed August 20, 2015

OMG even though we paid only $5 per person it was not worth it. Not sure what they were trying to achieve with this theme. Furniture is all nailed to the ceiling and goofy stuff everywhere. You walk down into a basement and there is junk all over that makes no sense.

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Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin
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1 of 5 stars Reviewed August 18, 2015

As a local, it always amazes me how many people walk into that horrible attraction. My family and I can't help but feel sorry for the people. If you want to see something funny, save your money and just watch people exiting the attraction. Their faces say it all. Go on boat rides or Tommy Bartlett show.

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