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Address: 8 Sirirach Rd. | Patong Beach, Kathu, Phuket 83150, Thailand
Phone Number: +66 76 342 011-5
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Description: For sheer entertainment, nothing can beat this famous Phuket Simon...
For sheer entertainment, nothing can beat this famous Phuket Simon Cabaret. In the exclusive, luxurious and intimate theater with hi-tech sound and light equipment costumes and the unforgettably glamorous performers.
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Simon Cabaret Show in Phuket

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Fun but watch out for 100 baht per photo

The audience was 98% Chinese so most of the songs were in their language. This didn't bother us as seeing as we are in Asia it makes sense! The show is fun and light hearted and... read more

3 of 5 starsReviewed April 15, 2015
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London, United Kingdom
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3 of 5 stars Reviewed April 15, 2015 NEW

The audience was 98% Chinese so most of the songs were in their language. This didn't bother us as seeing as we are in Asia it makes sense! The show is fun and light hearted and some of the dancers are very good. They welcome you for a picture after and as you head off tell you it's 100 baht... More 

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1 of 5 stars Reviewed April 14, 2015 NEW

"You MUST see Simon Cabaret", they said. "It's a hoot", they said. Wrong, wrong, wrong! It is truly horrendous. As others have said, the lip syncing is diabolically bad, the costumes are tired, the numbers are a huge snore or downright cringe-making and the performers look jaded and bored. As well they should be, as that's what all but a... More 

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2 of 5 stars Reviewed April 14, 2015 NEW

Some of the non lead cast wear just trying to finish the night and not giving their all. Some of the leads were great. but overall poor lip syncing. Its alright to skip this supposedly 'great show'.

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Scone, Australia
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2 of 5 stars Reviewed April 13, 2015 NEW

Went to the show with high hopes but would agree with most reviews. The dancers look bored and not well choreographed. Not offensive so ok for younger kids. Most annoying part was the 100 baht you must pay for a photo.

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Perth, Australia
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3 of 5 stars Reviewed April 12, 2015 NEW

I attended this show with great enthusiasm. I had seen a documentary on Ladyboys at home in Perth so was keen to see them in person. The cast as okay but the lip syncs were way below today's standards. I suppose it was okay value for 800 baht but don't expect much

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5 of 5 stars Reviewed April 12, 2015 NEW

Phuket Simon Cabaret is Wonderful show, very interesting, funny, very amusing, you must see the show. My family very liked.

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1 of 5 stars Reviewed April 10, 2015 via mobile

Terrible. Costumes may have been great 5 years ago. Lip syncing is awful and that is the entire show. You can tell these folks do 3 shows a night. They aren't interested and mark their movements. No excitement. The opening number is the worst and it only slightly gets better. I almost fell asleep in the second to last act.... More 

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4 of 5 stars Reviewed April 8, 2015

saw mixed reviews about this .. but decided to give it a go and glad we did its not exactly vegas but its fun and a good laugh whilst on holiday show was approx 1hr and venue tidy and seats conmfortable - you also get free bottle of water in seat its not tacky or seedy .. familes are fine... More 

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Geraldton, Australia
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1 of 5 stars Reviewed April 8, 2015

I had to give a star to post my review but I did not wan to even give this attraction one star. Dancing was boring and the dancers were not in time. But its what happened afterwards that made me very angry. we were aware you had to pay for photos which I was fine with but all of a... More 

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3 of 5 stars Reviewed April 7, 2015

We were quite excited about seeing this show, however we were hugely disappointed. The dancers were completely out of sync, the music was terrible. Some dancers looked like they were bored. The show is aimed at a Asian Crowd the audience was laughing and talking all through out the show.couldn't believe that they would ask money for this. Then as... More 

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