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The Orchard Theatre

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Address: Home Gardens, Dartford DA1 1ED, England
Phone Number: 01322 220000
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Mon - Sat 10:15 am - 5:00 pm

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Great show

Dreamboats and miniskirts was an excellent show and the next one from Dreamboats and petticoats. Full of enthusiasm and loads of great singing and nostalgia.

4 of 5 starsReviewed March 10, 2015
darthill
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Dartford, England, United Kingdom
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Dartford, England, United Kingdom
Senior Contributor
21 reviews 21 reviews
5 attraction reviews
12 helpful votes 12 helpful votes
4 of 5 stars Reviewed March 10, 2015 via mobile

Dreamboats and miniskirts was an excellent show and the next one from Dreamboats and petticoats. Full of enthusiasm and loads of great singing and nostalgia.

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Dartford, United Kingdom
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12 reviews 12 reviews
3 attraction reviews
5 helpful votes 5 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed February 18, 2015

This is my local theatre so is really convenient. The bar prces are on the usual slightly expensive side as with most theatres. Bar snacks and restaurant food available. Comfortable seats. Very good pantos.

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OrchardTheatre, E-Marketing Apprentice at The Orchard Theatre, responded to this review

Thank you for your review, we greatly appreciate it! More 

Welling, United Kingdom
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8 reviews 8 reviews
3 attraction reviews
3 helpful votes 3 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed February 7, 2015

would highly recommend this show, Saturday is the last night at the Orchard but it goes on tour, watch out for it near you!! the Cast were brilliant very diverse, guitar solo was spectacular. Lots of other good shows coming up, looking forward to more nights out there.

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OrchardTheatre, E-Marketing Apprentice at The Orchard Theatre, responded to this review

Thank you for your review. We are so glad you enjoyed the show. Everyone is welcome to come in and pick up a brochure so you know all about the fabulous new shows we have coming up! More 

Kent
Senior Reviewer
9 reviews 9 reviews
3 helpful votes 3 helpful votes
3 of 5 stars Reviewed February 5, 2015

The show was fine, facilities ok for a provincial theatre - but parking mayhem. Long Long queues for the car park ticket machine from the 'recommended parking' , took me over 30 mins to get my exit ticket. I know that parking isn't in control of the theatre but someone needs a stern word with someone else. Will discourage me... More 

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OrchardTheatre, E-Marketing Apprentice at The Orchard Theatre, responded to this review

Thank you for your review. Parking facilities have been discussed with The Orchard Shopping Centre and we have fed back to them about the queues resulting from the limited number of ticket machines available. This is something that we are continuing to review with centre to look at options that can be put in place to ensure leaving times are... More 

Sittingbourne, England, United Kingdom
Top Contributor
53 reviews 53 reviews
5 attraction reviews
37 helpful votes 37 helpful votes
4 of 5 stars Reviewed February 3, 2015

We went to this show last night and it was great. This really in a performance worth seeing. The music was great. We had dinner there before the show and that was also very good. The only issue I really have it that they really should put in new seats as they have seen better dates. However get to the... More 

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OrchardTheatre, E-Marketing Apprentice at The Orchard Theatre, responded to this review

Thank you for your review! We are glad you enjoyed the performance and had an enjoyable meal in our Restaurant, we hope you come back to visit us again. More 

Glemsford, England, United Kingdom
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13 reviews 13 reviews
13 helpful votes 13 helpful votes
3 of 5 stars Reviewed February 1, 2015

visited from Suffolk to see Calamity Jane here, medium size theatre with a good view from our seats with no obstructions. seats not very comfy and leg room none existent, drinks very expensive but probably average for theatres i suppose (don't they realise lower the prices a little and more people would use them and not bring their own...) an... More 

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OrchardTheatre, E-Marketing Apprentice at The Orchard Theatre, responded to this review

Thank you for your review! If you visit us again please check out our seating plan online which indicates which seats have restricted leg room. If you need any further help on this when booking please contact our friendly ticket sales team. More 

Dartford
Top Contributor
80 reviews 80 reviews
34 attraction reviews
129 helpful votes 129 helpful votes
2 of 5 stars Reviewed January 31, 2015 via mobile

Just got home from "Annie get your Gun", which was great. Productions are always of the highest calibre. However, despite all the updating that took place at The Orchard last year, the ladies loos remain a disgrace. Out of four cubicles, one was out of order and none of the others flushed between users. One of the two hand driers... More 

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OrchardTheatre, E-Marketing Apprentice at The Orchard Theatre, responded to this review

Thank you for your review. We are pleased to confirm that there are a number of improvements planned for 2015 and as part of this we will be refurbishing all our washroom facilities with phase one of the upgrade completed by 4th March with remaining works completed by the 24th April. A brand new air-cooling system will be installed in... More 

kent
Senior Contributor
24 reviews 24 reviews
4 attraction reviews
10 helpful votes 10 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed January 20, 2015

I took 2 groups to this theatre last week [on different days] to see the brilliant play Dead Simple by Peter James. We had lunch in the theatre restaurant and then saw the matinee performance. Lunch was very good, very tasty and good value. The staff were fabulous, serving our large groups with ease. They made us so welcome and... More 

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OrchardTheatre, E-Marketing Apprentice at The Orchard Theatre, responded to this review

Thank you for your review. We are so glad you enjoyed the show and will be coming back to visit us! We are also pleased to confirm that there are a number of improvements planned for 2015 and as part of this we will be refurbishing all our washroom facilities with phase one of the upgrade completed by 4th March... More 

London, United Kingdom
Top Contributor
209 reviews 209 reviews
72 attraction reviews
157 helpful votes 157 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed January 17, 2015

I love the Orchard and this time I went to see Peter James' DEAD SIMPLE. It is such a good play with a few twists and turns and the special effects were brilliant! I loved the plot and the acting was superb. It started slowly but slowly and gently sucked you into the plot. If you love murder mystery then... More 

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Sidcup, United Kingdom
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58 reviews 58 reviews
18 attraction reviews
58 helpful votes 58 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed January 17, 2015

Oh my goodness. I absolutely love this theatre it never fails to satisfy me every time I come. Comfort, service and friendliness of the staff is superb. I bought a premiere card this year to enable deals with shows as we come here quite a lot! I would also recommend row g to anyone when booking tickets. The best row... More 

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